Jilly Dreadful

Cosmobiological, my first book of short stories fearing cyborgs and frog maidens, is coming out soon from Sundress Publications.

[Jilly Dreadful @jillydreadful]

@mfishmann I saw an interview you did w/Poets&Writers last year & I was wondering if you knew a book publicist I could hire to promote my book or a website you recommend? My book is with an indie publisher & I have chronic illnesses that get in the way of promoting myself.

[Jilly Dreadful @jillydreadful]

@Cpt_Heck Oh my god... what is wrong with people! 🤦‍♀️

[Jilly Dreadful @jillydreadful]

Had to pick my kid up early from school & office lady asks if I am the grandma. Last week, mistaken for teen mom; this week, mistaken for grandmother. Either I’m an immortal shapeshifter or pop culture has warped our collective idea of what a 38yr old woman looks like. #ageism

[Sumatra Cyborg @Cpt_Heck]

@jillydreadful I feel you. Either people tell me how young I look or assume my wife is my child.

[Jilly Dreadful @jillydreadful]

@Phyrra I have $503 in points at Ulta. What should I get? 🤣 sub-question: is it better to get one big ticket item like a Dyson or try new stuff or stock up on products (skin care mostly)

[Jilly Dreadful @jillydreadful]

@thataylaa I have $503 in points at Ulta. What should I get? (Sub-question: should I get one big ticket item like a Dyson or stock up on products?)

[Jilly Dreadful @jillydreadful]

@JenLuvsReviews I have $503 in points at Ulta. What should I get? (Sub-question: Should I get a get something super expensive like a Dyson? Or stock up on products?)

[Jilly Dreadful @jillydreadful]

@tatiwestbrook I have $503 in points at Ulta. What should I get? (Sub-question: Should I get a Dyson hair dryer or an air wrap? I have the Revlon one-step styler and it’s great. I’m intrigued by Dyson but don’t know what to do.)

[Jilly Dreadful @jillydreadful]

@Theresa_is_Dead I have $503 in points at Ulta. What should I get? 🤣

[Mykie @GlamandGore]

Done without:
- steroids
- fat burners
- Lipo/BBL/cool sculpting
- appetite suppressants
- laxatives
- gimmicks

Done with:
- healthy, almost all unprocessed foods
- cutting out almost all sugar
- slight caloric defecit
- weight lifting
- more sleep
- less stress
- consistency

[Jilly Dreadful @jillydreadful]

*cough* Look up the lyrics, yo

[Jilly Dreadful @jillydreadful]

[ring ring]
ACADEMIA: wyd?
ME: been ‘fraid of changin’ cuz i built my life around you
ACADEMIA: [sends this version of a dick pic]
ME: boy, bye
@ProfessorIsIn @Joe_Fru @BettyMBayer @pankisseskafka
#academiaisabadboyfriend #academiaisnotbae #gatech #gatechslogan #gatechfightsong

[Jilly Dreadful @jillydreadful]

@AndreaBlythe @Sephora @Sephora refunded me. Which is great. But I don’t feel comfortable buying palettes online anymore. 😣 I wish there was a way to guarantee the item I’m purchasing is clean and unused. ☹️

[Sephora @Sephora]

@jillydreadful We are sorry to hear that! We have received your DM and will be replying shortly.

[Jilly Dreadful @jillydreadful]

@a_b_rutledge BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! I love it. And you. Right in the face.

[A.B. Rutledge @a_b_rutledge]

@jillydreadful I’d much rather judge you for believing in astrology than making a spelling error. You know I don’t believe in that nonsense. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have Slytherin things to do. 🤣🤣🤣

[Jilly Dreadful @jillydreadful]

@a_b_rutledge I feel the Aires fire energy. And I like it. 💕 Your Fire and my water, we will make steam enough to power this thing. I haven’t been this excited in the longest time. 💕💕💕

[A.B. Rutledge @a_b_rutledge]

I was gonna say that I really want to work on a fictional podcast and then @jillydreadful messaged me about hers! So let’s do this! And also, I want good things to happen with the book I’m working on!

[Jilly Dreadful @jillydreadful]

@Phyrra @Theresa_is_Dead Also! I think maybe Born to Run might have similar vibes to Cyber Bronze and Astro-Pink. Not really Sci-Fi Green, but I have the CP Just My Luck palette, so I have it covered. I was also considering Melt’s Impulsive palette. 🤔

[Jilly Dreadful @jillydreadful]

@Theresa_is_Dead @Phyrra I have a $30 bday gift card that can be used at Ulta or Sephora (also Panera but no thanks) & IDK what to do cuz I want Kaleidos futurism bundle. 🤷‍♀️ UD Born to Run is 50% off today. Do you think that it has similar enough vibes to be a good alternative?