JilVil

You got it, dude

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Happy National Marquette Day!!!

[JilVil @jillyvanilly21]

What happens when you don’t spank your kids or control them with “the look” and instead do gentle parenting…

[JilVil @jillyvanilly21]

@stoolpresidente Pizza Fried Chicken Ice Cream in Bridgeport https://t.co/J9MdW7Fo1r

[ChicagoFails @ChicagoFails]

There have been 1,147 people shot in Chicago this year.

[JilVil @jillyvanilly21]

Can’t even threaten kids anymore that you will go far away and they will never see you again. Told my nephew I will move to a deserted island and he will not be able to see me anymore. He said “don’t worry, I will facetime you”. ☠️

[JilVil @jillyvanilly21]

Best spicy chicken sandwiches:
1. @bertkerwin’s
2. Burger King
3. Popeyes

[JilVil @jillyvanilly21]

All @bertkerwin wanted for xmas was a fish tank, so i got him one. His first purchases were a frog and snail. Both were thriving. Yesterday, he added some fish and shrimps. Today, he told me he accidentally murdered the snail and the frog committed suicide. This is not a joke.

[JilVil @jillyvanilly21]

@chicagosmayor who cares what ward we are in when every ward is a war zone?

[chew @chewgaggiano]

But it’s their city too right @chicagosmayor? No need to be alarmed about an armed carjacking 20 minutes after an elementary gets let out for the day.

[Tyler Pasciak LaRiviere @TylerLaRiviere]

Some hot takes in the Humboldt Park Boathouse bathroom. #Chicago

[GL @gldivittorio]

Somebody give Pete Davidson a go at the supply chain crisis

[Chicago White Sox @whitesox]

Tonight we recognized Officer Josh Blas of @Chicago_Police’s Community Safety Team, who was partners with Officer Ella French since 2019 & a teammate of Officer Carlos Yanez Jr.

Our hearts remain with the family of fallen Officer French & with Officer Yanez as he recovers.

[JilVil @jillyvanilly21]

These friends were giving me all the feels at tonight’s no hitter ❤️ @whitesox

[👑Humpty Pumpty 👑 @LuvahBwoi]

I WEAK dawg!! 😂😭😂

[JilVil @jillyvanilly21]

@bertkerwin “oral roberts is in tulsa, oklahoma... home of chandler bing”

Me: “so you do pay attention when I watch friends”

[JilVil @jillyvanilly21]

Can we pressure mexican restaurants into always allowing customers to get 2 different kinds of tacos? It is the worst when they don’t allow mix or match options.

[JilVil @jillyvanilly21]

@barstoolWSD

[JilVil @jillyvanilly21]

Told a coworker there was an armed carjacking out in front of my house on Saturday...she said it wasn’t in the news and asked if I was sure it happened. Oh I love how suburbanites believe that what is featured in news are the only terrible things that happen in the city daily

[JilVil @jillyvanilly21]

I don’t know why but those Brazilian thong bikinis all the celebs are wearing look funny to me. It looks like they are scrunching up multicolor masks to cover their vaginas.

[Ben Shapiro @benshapiro]

Wait until they review his old tweets

[JilVil @jillyvanilly21]

Just saw a camaro get carjacked downtown... who the hell carjacks a camaro in a snow storm? Where the hell you think that car is gonna take you? Straight into a building?