Jim Pera, A.A., B.A., C.A.

The Elephant in the Room, who's also got a new song out. Listen here:

[Jim Pera, A.A., B.A., C.A. @jim_pera]

TLIMS. ISNW. HMMTLDIGP. HRMS. HLMITPORFHNS. YTIWTTVOTSODISFNEFTAWM. TPATBMITPOME. TAMHWO. MCRO. SGAMSFMATDOMLFIDITHOTLF. A. - Psalm 23

[Jim Pera, A.A., B.A., C.A. @jim_pera]

@parietines https://t.co/IlEhuuv3zs

[Jim Pera, A.A., B.A., C.A. @jim_pera]

That didn't take long.

[Jim Pera, A.A., B.A., C.A. @jim_pera]

A few years ago it was Ted Talks. Now it's Al chats.

[Jim Pera, A.A., B.A., C.A. @jim_pera]

@_chase_____ My mom once gave me a card that she wrote "Hallmark always say is better" below the pre written part.

[Jim Pera, A.A., B.A., C.A. @jim_pera]

@haveigotnews It's a shame the western democracies can't synchronize a big tax increase on mega-rich businesspeople the same way they synchronized the Quantitative Easing they were doing to bail out all the mega-rich business people after the 2008 financial fiascos.

[Jim Pera, A.A., B.A., C.A. @jim_pera]

@MadisonMills22 I wonder if people thinking of taking up smoking wear nicotine patches for a while, to ease their way into it. Maybe you could ask them that when they DM you?

[Jim Pera, A.A., B.A., C.A. @jim_pera]

Are they sure they're all ants? Have they ruled out the influence of tiny robots from the C.I.A. and K.G.B. enlisting them to fight it out for control of America's west coast?

[Ethan Lambeth @LambethEthan]

Two ant colonies have been fighting a war outside San Diego for decades.

~30M die a year. The front line is miles long.

[Jim Pera, A.A., B.A., C.A. @jim_pera]

@haveigotnews It should become clear that their "their second, third and fourth" homes will be tax free, as will a lot of other things, as soon as they begin referring to the inheritance tax as the Death Tax.

[Jim Pera, A.A., B.A., C.A. @jim_pera]

@haveigotnews I'm a little surprised the U.S. military hasn't stepped in to free France yet. Are you sure they haven't asked you people to do that for them?

[Jim Pera, A.A., B.A., C.A. @jim_pera]

Regarding the "you'd have been better off just investing your Social Security money in the stock market" argument: Isn't that what the government was supposed to be doing with it anyway, turning it into more money? So it's obviously another failure of government leaders.

[Jim Pera, A.A., B.A., C.A. @jim_pera]

If the government considers Social Security a tax, they should make it the same percentage for higher income earners. Why should they only pay 2% of their income when everyone else has to pay either 7.5% (if they're employees) or 15% (if they're self-employed)?

[Jim Pera, A.A., B.A., C.A. @jim_pera]

And if the government considers Social Security a loan, which it is, they should also decide not to make it the first big loan they default on. In the long run, it's probably best not to decide you can always rely on defaulting on the loans from your own citizens.

[Jim Pera, A.A., B.A., C.A. @jim_pera]

In related news: U.S. airlines are now requiring specialized boarding passes for all armadillos flying to western and southwestern states.

[cav empty @cavempty_]

try to keep this in mind today. good luck

[Jim Pera, A.A., B.A., C.A. @jim_pera]

Oddly, I was just thinking about her this week. They should reopen her case now, too.

[bambi ✿ they @bbambied]

the president of Columbia at the time (Lee Bollinger) refused to shake her hand at graduation. his name is mentioned twice in the epstein files. this is the reality of ivy league institutions.

[Jim Pera, A.A., B.A., C.A. @jim_pera]

@parietines Oddly, that's how I feel about the way a lot of people here in the U.S. talk now, just just because I happened to read this definition of surrealism at the beginning of the new millennium.

[Jim Pera, A.A., B.A., C.A. @jim_pera]

They should think up an idea to tax the wealthy what they were taxed before Ronald Reagan's presidency. Surely someone can think of some way they could do that.

[Jim Pera, A.A., B.A., C.A. @jim_pera]

Trump blew up the school because the wrong label was on the map he got from the U.S. military intelligence, just like what happened when Clinton blew up the Chinese Embassy in Yugoslavia.

[Jim Pera, A.A., B.A., C.A. @jim_pera]

@kvaganos @buttchug808 I don't remember seeing that one.

[Jim Pera, A.A., B.A., C.A. @jim_pera]

@JustineBateman Here, here. I agree. Though I prefer to call it the Shoe U. Comma.

[Jim Pera, A.A., B.A., C.A. @jim_pera]

@haveigotnews His exact words were: "I’m guessing you’re President 11 or 9".