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Conqueror of depression and now lover of life. Feeling happy, lucky. and privileged.

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@TheLittleWaster @AlanJLSmith “Tax that won’t be paid here now”. That’s fucking hilarious. He says it like these wankers ever paid any in the first place. Deluded prick.

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@steonthesea OMG that’s my Cavalier from around 40 years ago!! Thank you for unpeeling her from the lamppost I wrapped her round and showing her off again in all her glory. You’re a saint.

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@steonthesea Sorry but that’s the earlier 244dl mate. Do your homework. 😜🤣😉

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@Socket1Sophie @sharrond62 Especially those that can’t spell ‘signalling’ 🙄

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NEWS! Church of England appoint Sam Allardyce to shore things up until the end of the season https://t.co/2PR4QotV9i

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@FirstLadyNot So that’s why the bears were so fucked off. Four bears went off to fight and only 3 came back. Only to find that some bint had nicked their porridge and was spark out in their bed.

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The tragic figure of @jkrowling is gonna have a field day with this.

Identity of casts of victims at Pompeii not all they seem, research suggests - The Guardian https://t.co/PUXQfSJFdJ

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@FlyOnNo10Wall Don’t fuck it up mate. No other Tory has fucked it up so far so you’ve got some big boots to fill by not fucking it up. Ok? Ok? O fucking K?!!!.

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@JohnJCrace The timing of the announcement of the shadow cabinet. I mean how many Haloweens do we need? Prick or creep anyone?.

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@Nick_Pettigrew 10.33 pm in July, off the west of Scotland.

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@iamAtheistGirl When are you gonna invite this London guy over for a smoke and shit? I got some A one religion gags. 🤣🤣👍

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@i_iratus Too much pussy for a gay man. 🤣🤣🤣

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@SimonScarrow @KemiBadenoch The bottom of that barrel must be as thin as a fag paper.

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@AmeliaRocket1 Yeah, don’t go all @CamillaTominey on us with your absurd predictions. Remember how she thought Sunak was going to make a comeback?. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Hey @darrengrimes , just over a month till we can remember that you’re a thick, thick, pointless and irrelevant wanker. Can hardly wait.

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🚨Fairytale of New York is trending, now forever linked to Darren Grimes brainless ramblings, who could forget his finest moment?

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@i_iratus One thing’s for sure, the bottom of that barrel has got to be as thin as a fag paper.

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@BrexistentialC @RobertJenrick Amazing (not really) that this moron is happy to ignore the tens of thousands that came over here while the tories were in. Because of Brexit.

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@SianaNache79742 The collective noun for all these people is ‘cunts’. You’re welcome.

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@RaggedTP I think you’ve answered your own question.

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@CallOutToryLies SNL have been ripping the shit out of him for 5 years. Alec Baldwin slaughtered him constantly and that’s why the cunt is crying.