jim berry

Amateur comedian, professional idiot.

[jim berry @jimdingleberry]

If anyone from WI or a similarly minded state needs to come 'Camping' in IL let me know. I can help with transportation and provide a place to stay. Everyone that wants to 'camp' should be able to, no questions asked.

[jim berry @jimdingleberry]

Getting a DUI is a god given right

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

BREAKING: 150 Democrats vote against a bill to deport illegals caught driving while drunk

[Jeremy @JeromeyR0me]

Chicago vs Green Bay

[jim berry @jimdingleberry]

The entire population of wrigglyville

[✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ @chi_urbanist]

Joliet gave us Dairy Queen, Aurora gave us Wayne’s World, and Elgin gave us Brandon Johnson. What the fuck did Naperville ever give us?

[jim berry @jimdingleberry]

Actors guild is now on strike. They would have done this sooner, but without writers it took them awhile.

[tim @TimMitch13]

Pete Alonso is 0-2 in Home Run Derby’s since Stubby Clapp tackled him

national hero

[jim berry @jimdingleberry]

They say going outside is like smoking 2 packs of cigarettes, so I’m staying in and smoking 1 to be safe

[jim berry @jimdingleberry]

Thin blue line? No thanks maybe if it becomes a thic blue line I’d get behind it.

[No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC]

If you have student loan debt, you should know this:

Every single House Republican just voted to overturn President Biden’s student debt forgiveness plan AND retroactively charge you interest on your paused payments.

[Bears Nation @BearsNationCHI]

Aaron Rodgers last throw as a Packer

[jim berry @jimdingleberry]

Enough time has passed, we can admit that Hamilton was bad.

You’re safe now

[jim berry @jimdingleberry]

The Red Line after a cubs game is my personal hell

[jim berry @jimdingleberry]

@garolb Cubs can’t even sell out their home opener #sad

[jim berry @jimdingleberry]

Happy opening day for all those that celebrate

[Ryan @The_Ryan_Shull]

To celebrate 6K followers & the arrival of Opening Day — I want to give away a @Cardinals cap of your choosing.

Just RT & make sure you’re following. Will pick a winner next Wednesday.

[jim berry @jimdingleberry]

@garolb Tubi is free

[jim berry @jimdingleberry]

Turns out the secret to being wealthy was wealth all along

https://t.co/l2TAfJEJAQ

[jim berry @jimdingleberry]

If you don’t like onions… grow up

[jim berry @jimdingleberry]

“Guess I better have another cup of coffee!” I type after completely making an ass of myself in an email

[jim berry @jimdingleberry]

I’ll be on the radio for the next 2 hours! Listen in.

https://t.co/qJTwXZejJn