That guy Jim

Hey, it's Jimmy, professional struggling writer.
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[That guy Jim @jimguy5000]

Twitter, if not Social Media in general, is to float in a sea of burdensome knowledge I don’t know what to do with.

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@FabulousCrusty Sssshhhh…that is a trap they use to try and make you pay taxes

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@ThatEricAlper I vaguely remember discussing getting one with my parents back but in the end decided against it. Seemed kinda silly.

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@Win98Tech There is a specific subset of gamers who don’t want NEW games…They want the games they like from simpler times remade for the modern tech…But they also don’t want it messed with. They want the exact same game, only prettier.

Saints Row fans I’m looking at you.

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@Yeenmeanmachine @Win98Tech It was one of my favourites, actually. You are welcome to say my tastes are trash.

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AI generated porn…
Revenge Deepfakes…
AI chats centred around the underaged…
Of course we were going to misuse this technology.

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@NCRphotography @BBCBreaking @BBCWalesNews I won’t deny Scoffield needing sacking but who honestly gives a damn? The media is just milking it now.

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Not sure who need to hear this but…

Skyrim isn’t a lifestyle.

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@Iaintolerable @attheendofthe3 @BadWolfArchives And then later they do a two episode arc where the Doctor might be Half Dalek? I’m not sure. Hell Bent and Heaven Sent makes my head spin.

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You realise you’re no longer a hip young person when you engage in a Reddit song contest and all your answers are song that came out over 15 years ago.

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So…Beau is Afraid…

What…The ever loving fuck…

This is not a film, it’s a clear cry for help. The work of a madman. At some point in history to come this movie will inspire someone to great and confused evil.

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Remember when writing cringey edgelord fan fiction was a rite of passage for young people?

Now they call them Webtoons.

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People seek purpose and they often find it in places that are the warrens of people who don’t need purpose, they need help. The clinical variety.

The desperate will always find company in the arms of madness.

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@elonmusk It’s a little off but a fine Haiku

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@roguecaliber @Foulsham_Art Who hold up that got other seasons??

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@roguecaliber …in my case it would actually be about sex. I’m a simple man.

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Dipping into the cesspool of social media is always a gamble. It’s like going metal detecting in Portland. You know you won’t find treasure…But you will find Exhibit A.

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God Save the King

#coronation

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It took roughly 10-15 seconds to hook one.

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The following tweet is a test.
Tits. Ass. Cock. NFT. Crypto. Etherium. Dogecoin.