James Garrett

[James Garrett @jimmichaelg]

@sonnyb000 @KryptoNinJa13 @sportsbetcomau Them on this occasion?

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@lebabiboo Doormats marrying doormats?

[James Garrett @jimmichaelg]

The definitive @FoxCricket commentary rankings;
1. Kerry
2. Warnie
3. Junior
4. Bing
5. Gilly
6. Isa
7. Howie

#AUSvIND #foxcricket #anyonebuthowie

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@MelbourneRach Not even the dog photographer?!

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@metrotrains any chance your customer service guy on shift at Carnegie today could be taught how to deal with people? He knew he was taking a job with a bunch of morons when he signed up, he has no right to get annoyed when people ask why the trains aren’t inevitably running.

[James Garrett @jimmichaelg]

In Japan, people queue orderly for trains that run on time. In Melbourne, people wait in a platform for 25 minutes for people to sprint off an escalator to jump in front of you onto the 5th consecutive packed train @metrotrains #monday

[James Garrett @jimmichaelg]

@liz3gr @metrotrains Every god damn day this week. Currently waiting on a packed platform while train after train that’s too full comes and goes. Can’t wait to get on one for it to get diverted as soon as I get on 🤙

[James Garrett @jimmichaelg]

@metrotrains does diverting a late service direct to Flinders count as a train delivered and on time, even though the planned service never arrived at any of the loop stations? I think we’d all rather be late than never arrive at all #cookthebooks

[James Garrett @jimmichaelg]

Can someone explain why old mate Shannon doesn’t get a vote? Considering how these people all want to be professionals, I would think that a vote from someone that witnessed the complete clusterfuck Larissa was in the kitchen would be pretty relevant #MasterChefAU

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@treykerby @chibba 🔥

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@Timberwolves Trade it

[James Garrett @jimmichaelg]

@TommyBeer @chibba must watch tv

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@ryenarussillo @chibba good point from Ry here

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@alexismorgan @chibba

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@HaleyOSomething @chibba

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@LeighEllis here’s the #TOTW @DJPribleScrible

[Earvin Magic Johnson @MagicJohnson]

Getting my skinny pop popcorn ready for Milwaukee versus Toronto! I think I’m going to go with sea salt & pepper.

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@23savage____ @chibba

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@MagicJohnson @chibba

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@LeighEllis Top 5 spreads for the top 5 breads

[James Garrett @jimmichaelg]

@metrotrains if you’re going to alter my service because of its ‘late running’ when it’s only 4 minutes late, you can’t then define ‘on time’ as within 5 minutes and claim to have met your performance targets. Pick your lane.