Coldest Palmer

#Advocate_4_Change. Committed to non-violence, inclusivity, and respect of all individuals 🇺🇸🇰🇪

[Coldest Palmer @jimnasty3]

Even the Peaky Fokin Blinders know Kenya's greatness. 254 to the Fokin world😅😂#GladToBeInKenya

[luh beauski ⋆｡𖦹 °.⋆❀˖° @b_isforbroke]

Everybody at work vapes but if I pulled out a blunt I’m the bad guy

[Fat Slag @Andrewisliv111d]

Dolly just visited me I’m shaking

[Lemon Hut🌳 @lemonhut2]

Me as soon as I get home from anywhere:

[Restoring Your Faith in Humanity @HumanityChad]

A male gorilla tries his best to reconcile with his angry wife. 😂😍

[Author Sakwah Ongoma @CSakwah]

No, I am Sifuna

[evansoo @elangat016]

TUJIFUNZE KISWAHILI:
1. Charger - kimemeshi
2. Remote - kitenzambali
3. Password - nywila
4. Akala (bladder shoes) - kirikiri
5. Passion fruit - karakara
6. Kangaroo - bukunyika
7. Fridge - jokofu
8. Juice - sharubati
9. Chips - vibanzi
10. PHD - uzamifu
11. Masters degree - uzamili
12. Degree - shahada
13. Diploma - stashahada
14. Certificate - astashahada
15. Keyboard - kicharazio
16. Scanner - mdaki
17. Flash disk - diski mweko
18. Mouse (for a computer) - kiteuzi
19. Floppy disk - diski tepetevu
20. Computer virus - mtaliga
21. Distillation - ukenekaji
22. Evaporation - mvukizo
23. Synthesis - uoanishaji
24. Oesophagus - umio
25. Greenhouse - kivungulio
26. Femur - fupaja
27. Germ cell - selizazi
28. Humus - mboji
29. Nector - mbochi/ntwe
30. Nutrients - virutubisho
31. Crystal - fuwele
32. Appetizers - vihamuzi
33. ATM - kiotomotela
34. Business card - kadikazi
35. Scratch card - kadi hela
36. Simcard - kadiwia/mkamimo
37. Memory card - kadi sakima
38. Microwave - tanuri ya miale
39. Mobile phone - rununu/rukono
40. Stapler - kibanizi
41. Laptop - kipakatalishi
42. Power saw - msumeno oto
43. Duplicating machine - kirudufu
44. Photocopier - kinukuzi
45. Cocktail party - tafrija mchapulo
46. Air conditioner - kiyoyozi
47. Calculator - kikokotozi
48. Lift - kambarau
49. Reaction - radiamali
50. Toothpick - kimbaka

[Red Devil James 🔴 @agbo_james13]

PSG want €130m for Barcola and €50m for Mbaye.

Chelsea are selling Delap for £45m and Jackson for £70m.

Arsenal are getting £65m from Al-Hilal for Martinelli.

City sold Marmoush and Savinho for over £130m.

But Man United couldn't sell Rashford despite valuing him at just £26m, had to loan Bayindir to Vigo instead of an outright sale, and are waiting on a bid for Zirkzee before getting a backup striker.

Nothing is ever straightforward for Man United.

[The Footy Feed @TheFootyFeed]

Man City sold a whole football team this summer

[mpilo @MpiloKhumalo_]

👣👣👣👣👣👣👣👣👣

[〽️ @CFCms3]

I find it CRAZY to believe we sold these dudes for €230m..😭

[Younes H-Hamou @youneshhamou_]

If there’s anyone that can actually get a deal done with Iran to open the Strait of Hormuz it’s not Trump.

It’s Chelsea Football Club.

[Martien 🇳🇱 @MartienBall]

Tell her Luke Shaw is still starting games for United

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

No caption needed.

[darkthedude @DarkestYG]

When you have weed in stock and it starts raining..

[Tumezoza kwa mneti @felix_odhiambo_]

Tupac Shakur. Vs. Tunapack Tunashukuru.

[Joti @JotiOfficial]

😂😂😂