Jim Turner

King Kong ain't got sh*t on me

[Jim Turner @jimpturner]

Got a new phone but you haven't sent me a new SIM or a QR code for an eSIM. Your "Live Chat" is about as much use as a chocolate teapot. I can't get into my account as I don't have a working SIM so can't access text messages. I can't call you because I DON'T HAVE A SIM!
@ThreeUK

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@OwenUnitedView Southgate got nothing love and praise after his first semi final in 2018. You're right, Tuchel deserves the same.

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@lambo1903 Yep, still got it

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@WestMidRailway why is your delay repay page so pathetic?! Everytime I press continue it takes me back to the beginning and I have to enter everything again. It's been doing this for weeks now. Useless, sort your trains out, sort your website out.

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@LNWRailway state of your trains leaving Euston this evening. Your a disgrace

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@TavernFootball Pierre Laurent

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@IgnitionSportsM Ordered a programme from you over a week ago and still not arrived. Any chance I'm going to get this anytimr soon?

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@BBCMOTD Brendan got a better teeth job

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@80s90sfootball

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@LUFC Get Big Sam back in again

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@PremiershipYrs Pig Inge Bjornebye

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@WhatWeWitnessed I said secret sauce, not lick my arse.

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@joeroothoe Mitchell Starc thinking he's the best swing bowler since Wasim Akram and not suspecting a thing! Do me a favour

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Congratulations to Steve Smith. The first man to play in 100 tests and be a complete tw@t in all 100 of them. #bbc #Ashes2023 #Ashes

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@80s90sfootball @BrownSugar1280 You didn't see him at Garforth Town!

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@AndrewHeaps1 This lot are making Peter Ridsdale look like a shrewd businessman.

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@PhilHay_ Is Neil Redfearn still knocking about for another caretaker gig?

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@AndrewHeaps1 Stick a fork in

[Jim Turner @jimpturner]

@1stCentral recently sold my car that you insure but can't see anyway of amending this online. How do I let uou know what's happening?