Jim-Reeves Shitanda

Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall—Confucius

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Theres two things happening here,Ombachi and Bien wanatafuta unga. Which is very valid,family must eat. But the deeper underlying issue here,is this is not just about pictures. This isnt just a regular dinner. These two guys,Because of their deep cohesion in the society,representing both generations,they are being used as a signature to signify that indeed there is unity between France and Kenya and we as kenyans have embraced it. They knew this and still went. But we all know that deep down the french are not here for business.

They are not here to “invest”. They are here to Use and take. Its all they do. Thats why Traore kicked them out when he took power. Its not a matter of Ombachi and Bien are good people,its a matter of they have been used as a watermark in the documents that binds this country into tighter shackles of colonization and exploitation. As the wiseman once said,Hunger will once again make a man go back to beg for food where his siblings were poisoned.

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

Kenya’s government creates a problem that didn’t exist, then offers a solution that doesn’t solve it.

[Onyango Okello Oloo. @calvinokello4]

These Kids did not know the man they were dancing around with.
They did not know the magnitude of power and influence of the man dancing to entertain them.
They did not know....

[Jim-Reeves Shitanda @jimshitanda]

Restoration of glory days!💯

[khalif kairo @KhalifKairo]

Got a call from DCI Dagoretti earlier date with the pleasant news that my stolen Iphone 15 pro max was recovered. If you’ve lost a phone
pass by, the good guys @DCI_Kenya recovered 150 of them and you can visit Kabete police station to confirm.

[LaShonda 🌸 @firstladyships]

Your self-worth isn't how you treat yourself on a good day. It's the boundary you enforce when someone tests you on a bad one.

And haven't you been failing that test?

[Jim-Reeves Shitanda @jimshitanda]

😂😂😂😂

[JUST KINGS @JustKingss]

Told her my rent was due just a week into talking, She stopped talking to me.

I wasn’t even asking her to pay for my rent. It was just a conversation.

I dodged a bullet.

[Rasna Warah @RasnaWarah]

One day someone will write the history of Kenya and say, here lie the ruins of a nation destroyed by greed.

[Marc Andreessen 🇺🇸 @pmarca]

It is 100% true that great men and women of the past were not sitting around moaning about their feelings. I regret nothing.

[Kofi Sark ➐ @kofiwest_gh]

I am going to be 10x better 6 months from now, financially, mentally and physically. i just know it.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Btw, the proceeds of any legal victory in the OpenAI case will be donated to charity. I will in no way enrich myself.

[اى٢ @SOLID6YSL]

🗣️📢Watu wote wamepata jobs and internships congratulations, i know my time will come around sooner 🎉

[Mercy Masai @Mercymasai3]

. @KhalifKairo I hope you know that there are people who a rooting for you , praying for you and are here to hold your hands and walk with you ! Don’t give up ! Keep trusting in God even in the darkest of nights “ He is closer to the brokenhearted “ ! We came here with nothing and we will leave with nothing !!

[Hon. Mbithe Mulinge @Mbithe_Mulinge]

Usiwe kwa hii app na unalala nja.

Please feel free to share; I’m always here to help where I can. 🤗

[Essential Mastery @EssentialMastry]

“Five minutes after birth, they decide your name, religion, nationality and sect. And you spend the rest of your life defending what you did not choose.”

- Arthur Schopenhauer

[Simons @Simon_Ingari]

The job offer is coming.
The compensation will exceed your expectations.
The role will be flexible.
The leadership will help you grow.
You will experience true work-life balance.

[Lindah Oguttu aka Mtu ya mjengo @lindahoguttu]

Wakenya Hamko sawa kabisaaa. Mezeni dawa….what is this?🤣

[Jim-Reeves Shitanda @jimshitanda]

You're very stupid dragging luhyas into this. Can't you be objective?

[Senator Kiprotich Arap Cherargei @scherargei]

In 2020 Nelson Havi when he was the President of Law society of kenya after bashing Parliament he came to only take tea parliament restaurant.

In 2026 after being fiercest critic of supreme court and inept leadership of Chief justice Martha koome finally again he went to supreme court buildings to take tea.

His only problem is tea maybe as a luhya!!.

[Charlton Athletic FC @CAFCofficial]

Collins Sichenje's first training session 💪

#cafc

[Jim-Reeves Shitanda @jimshitanda]

Our society's very own son❤️👏⚡ He'll make you proud!

[Charlton Athletic FC @CAFCofficial]

We're delighted to announce the signing of Kenyan international Collins Sichenje from Serbian SuperLiga side FK Vojvodina 🤝

Welcome to south-east London, Collins! ❤️

#cafc

[Jim-Reeves Shitanda @jimshitanda]

Which are?

[Kimani Ichung’wah @KIMANIICHUNGWAH]

Raising taxes and accumulating more debt is not a sustainable option. Yet, we must continue to develop our country. To achieve this, we must innovate new and smarter ways of mobilising capital.