During yesterdays military 'flyover' to welcome President Xi Jinping to Washington, President Trump experienced a sonic boom in his pants.
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Sec of War Pete Hegseth announces that he's teaming up with Jake and Logan Paul and together they will assemble to become the new Ambiguously Gay Trio.
Lies I have told. Mexico will pay for the wall. I am a genius. I don't like Jeffrey Epstein. I will pay $2000 dollars to every adult. I will pay $5000 dollars if you vote for the American Pedophile Party. Water pressure is too low. I have never raped anyone. I am Not a pedophile. I don't want Iran to have a nuclear bomb. Kash Patel does not fuck sheep. I have a 180 point IQ. You won't notice my tarrifs. I always tell the truth. I don't wear a rug or daiper. I like kegsbreath as minister of war. Mitchell Mc Connell is alive .I have won 8 wars. I have beaten Iran. I am a Christian.