Jim The Zookeeper

zookeeper. comedy nerd. sports fan. opinions are my own.

[Jim The Zookeeper @jimthezookeeper]

After all we’ve gone through this year, SHOW THE FAN! #SuperBowl

[𝘾𝙝𝙧𝙞𝙨 𝙂𝙧𝙤𝙨𝙨𝙚 @Chris_Grosse]

Age yourself with a very random cartoon character.

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@JesseDavidFox That’s a bummer. He really seems to be coming into his own in sketches.

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I was today years old when I learned this. #mammalkeeper

[Steve Bush @BioBush]

Most birds rely on flight or camouflage to escape predators. But a few birds are literally poisonous. Let's find out why, and how, these poisonous birds exist!

#poisonous #ornithology #pitohui #birdeducation #birdnerd #educationalvideos

https://t.co/YKeOsEc5fw

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I would swallow my pride.

[Doug Benson @DougBenson]

I did it. I finally followed @Eve6. #FuckItFriday

[For sale: Baby shoes. Never worn. (Baby is dead.) @LeHarrumph]

My move at Dave & Buster's when I know your girl is watching

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@STEEEZUSCHRIST @danbulla It was great, well done

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My mom worked in a catholic catalog warehouse so I always knew I was going to hell.

[scott cunningham @causalinf]

What perks did you enjoy as a kid bc of your parents jobs? My parents ran a computing company and they had a huge computer with a very primitive couple of games I’d play. They also has a coke machine on the honor system and I drank those all the time.

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@punkvenus Sunny is a completely different show when you watch an early episode and a recent one. It would be fun to watch it through to see where it really started going off the rails.

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@DougBenson Sideways and enough said?

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@yorka1982 @mngop Thanks

[Andy York @yorka1982]

Minnesota GOP Senate doubles down threatening to not fund MN State Parks, MN Zoo and other MN DNR projects unless MN House and Governor withdraw clean car emissions standards legislation.

So when you can't go your favorite state park or MN Zoo on 4th of July weekend blame @mngop

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@DougLovesMovies The only movie I will rewatch annually is That Thing You Do. I don’t really have a good reason why, it’s just a fun movie.

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@jcpmcs Speaking from experience, it will only make you stronger.

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@ScottFish24 I had it once right after moving to KC, pure garbage.

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@MattPriceFF Every time something like that happens to a coworker I remind them that somewhere in the deepest corner of the internet there is someone willing to pay good money for that experience.

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So you want to be a zookeeper?

Bats pee on me regularly.

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Just a reminder, @GriffLightning is the only realistic part of Draft Day.

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@shrimpJAJ @LangstonKerman @PFTompkins @ScottAukerman Just gonna throw this out there, I’d pay to listen to a Trump Talks The Office pod.

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@PFTompkins At least he’s cancelled on SNL

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@HDTGM 🍍 🚂