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Subject: "Here's what I'd do"
I review every submission myself. No ATS. No recruiter. Just me.
If the work is good, you hear from me within a week.
RT if you know someone hungry 🙏
I'm hiring at HappyCo. No resume required.
We have data on 5M apartment units. I need someone hungry who gets shit done.
Your application is a project — not a resume.
🧵 Here's how to apply 👇
Pick one:
A) Build me a demand gen campaign targeting property management cos (1000+ units). Not a strategy doc — the actual assets.
B) Dream up an AI agent for our 5M unit dataset. Mock it up. Prototype it if you can.
C) Wild card — just impress me. No rules.
@ZoomInfo what’s your CEO’s cellphone and email address? I would love to share it with the world so he can get the same annoying phone calls and email I get on a daily basis.
@loom we wanted to avoid live demos of our product cos bad things happen when demoing live product. So we decided to record loom videos and play them during the meeting. But guess what? Your site is down!!!!!
@ESPNFC#fcextratime when I was growing up the GKs were told to catch the ball. And only the crazy Italians would do the acrobatics and parry them. However, these days, every GK is parrying the shots. Why is that?
@fcextratime when I was growing up the Gk’s were told to catch the ball. And only the Italian GK’s would punch them away and do acrobatics. These days it seems like all the GKs are parrying shots. Why??
@daschreiber the Metromile experience is sub par. To get a quote is 3-5 days. The email address to submit info is also pretty long. Take my money… too hard.
@ExpediaHelp Explain how this works.
If I have credit for $200. And I try to rebook a flight that says $200 on your website. Then your agent says, “oh it’s going to cost $400 plus $80 rebooking fee”.
How did you get a $400 flight?
I waited 1.5hrs to be told this btw.
@ExpediaHelp you guys are the worst. No, seriously. The worst. I’ve had 2 crappy interactions with your team. It’s 3.30am and I’ve been trying to solve some credit related issues but my mind has exploded. What you do is criminal… thanks for robbing my time and taking my $$$.