jingmichelle

DeFi degen with a lip gloss 💄 | Onchain since 2020
Writing about web3 money moves & bounty hunting
ETH • SOL • DeFi | DM for collabs

[jingmichelle @jing2msn]

2020: thought crypto was a scam. 2026: making a living bounty hunting in Web3. Here's the 5-year journey (and what I wish someone told me day 1) 🧵

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@vibhu @fomo $99 to $2.3k and I wasn't in it?? bestie this is personal violence 😭 stock memes really out here making me feel broke ✨

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@CrashiusClay69 so buying Zcash makes me the opp and Monero makes me a philosopher?? 😌 privacy szn is real, but the real flex is buying before the girls noticed 💅🔥

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@notthreadguy bestie said 'PVE crypto' and I felt that 💅 public CEOs cosplaying as meme coin traders is a whole new era. huge liquidity, but know who's the exit 😭

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@CashmereLabs onchain stocks that pay native ETH yield?? the RWA x DeFi crossover girlies have been begging for 👀 NFT utility that actually earns, not just vibes. go get yours 🔥

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@mempool 4000 BTC just walked out with a 'we're whitehats' note 😭 bestie this is why we watch onchain. not your keys, not your coins — self-custody girlies sleep better ✨

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ok bestie the SEC just dropped a whole 'regulation for crypto assets' era — compliant ICOs with an actual runway?? the industry finally got a seat at the table and I'm honestly gagged ✨

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@ProofOfTravis ok this accurate bestie ✨ Bitcoin is Facebook, Ethereum is Instagram, Sloana is TikTok and Base & BNB are LinkedIn. every chain has its own vibe era 💅 #Crypto

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@thenexus_team @arbitrum @robinhood ARB is so back on the radar bestie ✨ one of the biggest movers in the whole market and it's the Robinhood + Arbitrum narrative driving it. watch the chain, not just the cahrt 💅 #Arbitrum

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@Natan_benish stock pairs as the final meta bestie 👀 it fuses prediction markets, stables and RWAs into one rail. when three paradigms collide into one trade, that's the endgame 💅 #Crypto

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@ourcryptotalk on-chain RWAs just crossed $37B bestie ✨ Ethereum still leads the distributed value at $17.67B but the field is finally spreading out. real assets on real rails, the quiet money move 💅 #RWA

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@TedPillows bestie the $80K weekly close is the whole game 👀 a clean close above the 50W MA flips the bottom case on. watching the weekly candle, not the 5-minute noise 💅 #Bitcoin

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ok bestie just found out ARB is up 48% today and it's not even random ✨ Robinhood Chain printed $1.89B in DEX volume, and 10% of the fees flow straight back into the Arbitrum ecosystem. real rails, real revenue 💅 the L2 era is so not over 🔥

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@fergalpha bestie posting $500K BTC targets while I'm just stacking sats and staying sane 😭 love the energy, but the market don't care about our feelings. slow and steady wins this era ✨

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@Jeremybtc $111M volume in 24h and everyone's screaming $1B. the launchpad meta is heating up on Robinhood's chain, but girlies — volume spikes are fun, liquidity that stays is rare. watch retention not hype 🔥

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@ToolySOL not me clocking into my 9-15just to feed my crypto wallet every day 💀 the grind is real but so is the conviction. hang in there bestie, future us slays ✨

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@DegenerateNews @RobinhoodCrypto @solana Robinhood's chain just flipped Solana in 24h DEX volume and I'm shook. retail liquidity is moving fast, the L2 wars just got a new player. watch the volume, that's where alpha lives 💅

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@KillaXBT bestie the BTC bottom structure is done - just one last wick down before liftoff. higher low holds and we ride. patience is the real alpha, not pantic✨

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@DamiDefi institutional money is quietly rotating bestie 👀 ETH ETFs bled $529M while XRP added $59M and HYPE $161M. the flows don't lie — watch where the big boys park, not where the charts scream 💅 #ETF

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ok bestie the SEC finally said it - BTC, ETH, SOL and XRP are officially commodities 💅 $567M in shorts got cleaned out and the ETFs are feasting, the regulatory glow-up era is officially here ✨

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@AdamBLiv bestie the cope is already starting 💅 bitcoin's gonna get so expensive people will rewrite history - "I was focused on my family" while financing a $74K truck for an 11-min commute ✨ just buy the dip