CA Jinesh Singhvi

Just Another guy

[CA Jinesh Singhvi @jinusingh97]

I buy popcorn at 18% #GST!!

I buy #fuel at Rs 80 a litre...

I spend my #Life paying taxes - On income, on saving, on investment...

Yet, I have no job security, no health security, no retirement security!

Am I a fool or a #Patriot? 🤔🤔

[CA Jinesh Singhvi @jinusingh97]

@Charlie00193689 @indianrailway__ @RailMinIndia @RailwaySeva @AshwiniVaishnaw @PMOIndia Hi can you tell me where your train is now?

[Nithin Kamath @Nithin0dha]

As a broker, there are rare days when risk management simply doesn't work, when markets move so violently that traders lose more than their entire initial margin. When this happens, both the trader and the broker are sitting ducks with no way out.

Yesterday was one of those days in commodity markets. All major metals hit lower circuits—the maximum they can move in a day. Silver crashed 30%, Gold 15%, and others followed. Btw, Natural gas was on an upper circuit.

In our 16 years of operations, we've only seen something like this once before: when Crude oil closed at a negative price during COVID. But that was just one commodity, and commodity trading wasn't nearly as popular as it is today.

What happened in commodities yesterday can happen in equities too; we saw it in 2008.

The lesson is simple but critical: only trade with money you can afford to lose. You can trade successfully for a decade and lose it all in a single day if you're not properly managing risk. There's no margin call, no exit opportunity when markets gap through circuits like this.

[CA Jinesh Singhvi @jinusingh97]

@mayankjhawar1 @TimesAlgebraIND Territories😅

[Rosy @rose_k01]

Pakistani Information Minister Ataullah Tarar gets Verbal Bashing & Reality Check from Yalda Hakim of SkyNews on Pakistani terror camps hit by Indian Armed Forces 🔥 #OperationSindoor #IndiaPakistanWar

[Jayesh Thakkar | Share Market Research @Share_Market]

Big breaking news 🥲

[Asur Amit @Asur_Amit_09]

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[CA Jinesh Singhvi @jinusingh97]

@theprayagtiwari

[Blake Oliver @BlakeTOliver]

Ohio's new CPA law opens the door for 3-year accounting degrees.

They removed all references to transcript hours or credits. The only thing that matters is that you have a bachelors or masters with an accounting concentration.

This could revolutionize accounting education.

[Dinesh Chauhan @dinesh_chauhan]

Is there any limit to hypocrisy?
For The mother of Hypocrisy 🔥😂

[Mindset Machine  @mindsetmachine]

Jeff Bezos has unique insights on handling stress.

[CA Jinesh Singhvi @jinusingh97]

Still better than #Pushpa2ThaRule 😂♥️.

[taran adarsh @taran_adarsh]

HIMESH RESHAMMIYA - PRABHU DHEVA: 'BADASS RAVI KUMAR' TRAILER IS HERE... 7 FEB 2025 RELEASE... #HimeshReshammiya is back in action with #BadassRaviKumar, the second installment in the #TheXpose universe.

WATCH OUT FOR THE POWER-PACKED DIALOGUES.

#BadassRaviKumarTrailer 🔗: https://t.co/zLEJ7PhPpr

Stars #HimeshReshammiya [as #BadassRaviKumar] and #PrabhuDheva [as the villain #CarlosPedroPanther].

Also features #KirtiKulhari, #SunnyLeone, #SanjayMishra, #JohnyLever, #ManishWadhwa, #AnilGeorge, #RajeshSharma, #Prashant Narayan, #SaurabhSachdeva and debutante #Simona.

#BadassRaviKumar arrives in *cinemas* on 7 Feb 2025.

A high-octane retro action-musical, the film is directed by #KeithGomes... Produced by #HimeshReshammiyaMelodies.

[CA Jinesh Singhvi @jinusingh97]

@kollytard 😂😂😂💯

[Newton Bank Kumar @idesibanda]

Middle Class ke #MannKiBaat

- Revise all Income Tax Slab
- Revise Tax Exemptions limit
- Revise Tax Deductions limit
- Inflation Based Tax Slab
- 30% Tax Slab above 30Lac
- No GST on Education & Exmas
- No GST on Health Insurance

Hope @narendramodi listen to end #TaxTerrorism

[The Kaipullai @thekaipullai]

Pushpa 2 is not actually a movie. A movie is supposed to have a story, screenplay, a plot, an arc and in most cases, a closure.

Pushpa 2 has none of that.

It is a patchwork of incoherent and illogical videos, written by a group of people who have Allu Arjun tattoos on their chests and worship and pour milk over his photo every day.

Which means the entire movie is basically Allu Arjun roaming about doing Hero Stuff, speaking hero dialogues, to people whose only job is to line up in a single file and have the privilege to get hit, bit, stabbed and killed by him. Yes, he does all of that.

The movie starts off pretty badly, with our hero going to Japan for no reason, beats the shit of some 300 Japanese gangsters while speaking Punch dialogues in Japanese, leaving you completely dazed as to what the hell is happening.

And then it goes downhill faster than a fully loaded freight train with failed brakes

Because what follows is a 3 hour and 20-minute barrage of garish, mind-numbing scenes, which have zero connection between each other.

All you get is a series mindless fight sequences interspersed with random dream sequences, pointless songs and a raunchy item number which serves no purpose other than titillation.

There is no edge of the seat action. There is no thrill. There is no adventure. There is absolutely nothing.

In fact, midway thru the movie, even the director realizes this.

So, in a brave attempt to save the movie, he conjures a random sentimental story arc out of absolutely nowhere, completely dissociated with the main story arc, all for the express purpose of giving Allu Arjun the chance to kill more people on screen in very badly choreographed ways.

However, by the time this scene comes on screen, you are already looking at your watch or phone and are trying to determine how much longer this torture is going to last. And somewhere deep in your heart, you are also wondering what sins you committed in your past life that you are stuck in this movie hall, watching this movie.

As for the actors, Fahadh Fasil overacts and overhams, Rashmika does the bare minimum that is needed for her paycheck, the minister guy is ok and it looks like Jagapathi Babu accidentally walked into the set of the movie and got a role.

As for Allu Arjun, well, what he does is irrelevant, because he has stopped acting a long time ago.

As I said before, Pushpa 2 cannot be called a movie. At best it can be called a shoddily assembled collection of moving images consisting mostly of badly made reels and shorts with no common thread.

Pushpa 2 is just 3 hours & 20 mins of Allu Arjun killing people and mouthing badly written punch lines.

I don't know at the end of the movie you will get happiness or satisfaction, but you surely will get a headache or migraine.

But then this movie will also mint 1000 crores and join the list of Jawaan, Pathaan, Kalki and other such masterpieces, which reinforces the belief that you no longer need story or quality, to make huge money at the box office.

Any nonsense will do.

A very sad side effect of this, is that our future generations, will never ever, get to watch a good movie.

[The Cinéprism @TheCineprism]

Pushpa 2 sets a new low for cinema, serving as a reminder that, in today's time, quality storytelling is no longer a prerequisite for success.

The bar for filmmaking in Indian cinema has never been this low. #Pushpa2

[Riya Srivastava @crave_21]

Story of every school 🤣🤣

[Mahua Moitra Fans @MahuaMoitraFans]

After paying almost 5 months of your salary to the Govt. in form of Taxes & GST, you don’t even get basic infra for yourself.

If this is not #TaxTerrorism, what is?

[CA Jinesh Singhvi @jinusingh97]

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[Arpit Sharma @iArpitSpeaks]

Being a CA, I know what I talk. Complex GST regime is being imposed upon the Middle Class.

GST was meant to simplify indirect tax so that cost of goods would go down.
But instead, it is being used to exploit the Middle Class.

As a CA, I declare - Nirmala Madam is the Worst FM.

[Roshan Rai @RoshanKrRaii]

“ Adani followed me, my wife and my kids, He applied to raid my house”

A coal mine activist from Brisbane, Australia won a case against Adani and exposed him.

Indian media as always did not report this, Adani is destroying India's name in the world, first the US now Australia.

Shocking !