Jiords✌🏾

Make that money honey, but remember mental health is wealth | Full time employee. #hoelarious

[Jiords✌🏾 @jiordss]

I remember once when I was like 11 my friend came to visit and I cleaned my room sooo nicely but said to her ‘apologies for the mess’ knowing full well my room was spotless. And my friend said, ‘yeah it does look like it could do with a clean’...🤔😭 my heart.

[Jiords✌🏾 @jiordss]

Why do all the love island guys turn into TikTok chefs?

[alfie @alfienxo]

"YoU're AlwAyS tHe FiRst To LeEve wOrk"

god forbid i act my wage

[Kay @KaylarWill]

Listening to a kid tell a story really tests your patience. Omg when they lose their train of thought and start over 😭 PLEASE.

[Hi…My Name Is Domo, MSW 👋🏾 @SoleNDVL_]

Scheduled plans + No conversation 24 hours prior to scheduled plans = plans cancelled

[Sihle @msihlez4456]

Another year of collecting fridge magnets from foreign lands for my mum instead of giving her a grandchild

[Dionne Warwick @dionnewarwick]

Birth, I believe.

[skipppppy 🍉//COMMS OPEN!! @skipppppy_art]

I mean fuck, I like naps, I like bed, I like soft pillows and blankets for my sleepy head

[Sir Kahush @BrianBriannnnn]

Me after every minor inconvenience:

[L E S E D I @_Hybreed_]

“You're so quiet, what's on your mind?”

Me:

[Alex @alexr_241]

Me to my dad when there’s anything wrong with my car #LoveIsland #LoveIslandAllStars

[Sassington, M.C. @MissSassbox]

when the price is right but the shipping is tripping

[Brian Mbunde ™ @Brianmbunde]

Excited to announce that I survived this week.

[Jasmine @JasmineLWatkins]

Release your inner bitches or whatever Natasha Bedingfield be saying

[Louis Staples @LouisStaples]

me listening to my own voice notes immediately after sending them

[Edzil Saliba Timber @Ednah___]

If I ever get pregnant I would notify my friends with a meme like this.😂

[greg @greg16676935420]

I’m gonna tell my kids these were the Avengers