JP

I tweet things that I usually want to yell at people. ✌️

[JP @jippy_b]

You can find me in hell

[viv 🐝 @drivereightyone]

if you laugh you go to hell

[jess @abolish_jess]

be grateful for every moment you’re alive and not lost in the fulton street station

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

as a millennial manager, please keep your PTO reasoning to yourself. just give me the dates.

[daz @MetamateDaz]

You'll have to pry the millennial “lol” at the end of every sentence from my cold dead hands.

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

what i do on the calculator app is between me And God

[luquinhas @luquinha]

não consigo parar de pensar nesse vídeo é o melhor vídeo do mundo

[Neet @neet_sol]

normalize booing in the workplace

[sophie @netcapgirl]

it’s on slack bro. it’s in the drive. i just put it in the notion bro i literally sent it to you on teams. did you check the airtable bro? it’s in the box bro. it’s single sign on, it’s on okta bro. no you need the yubikey. check your deel bro, it’s on gusto. check outlook bro

[miia @miiagarro]

date idea: we both take melatonin at 9pm and get 10hrs of sleep

[Neet @neet_sol]

Reading 1 LinkedIn post is equivalent to unreading 5 books

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

The ADHD urge to start a whole new career instead of sending one uncomfortable email.

[Boring_Business @BoringBiz_]

Being a company in 2026 is basically waking up everyday and praying that one of the large LLM providers don’t just one shot you with a single product launch

[Andrew Lokenauth @FluentInFinance]

-Life of a millenial
-Recession at the age of graduation
-Pandemic at the age of independence
-AI layoffs at the age of career growth
-Housing crisis at the age of home ownership

[alli @sonofalli]

“what’s the moat” is so funny like are you a princess in a castle?

[Jett 🜲 @iky_fwjett]

ADHD is having the day off and thinking of 1,000 ways to enjoy it, deciding on none of those, and laying frozen by your own inability to choose an activity.

[Ramp Capital @RampCapitalLLC]

I’m really loving our Black Mirror future. It’s time to submit.

[Casey Lawrence @LeanandCuisine]

Was playing smash bros with my godson and his Dad tells him if he gets one stock off me then he doesn’t have to eat his vegetables. Slim I cooked him so bad he started crying, this is what I do this for. This is why I love the game. Gon head and eat them veggies son

[Cookie Monster @MeCookieMonster]

Da snow is falling and da cookies are calling.

[Gwdihŵ 🦉 @youwouldknow]

Thoughts & prayers to all of us back in work tomorrow after the colossal mistake of thinking we’d be lads of leisure forever for some reason