World's Okayest Mom!

doing the bare minimum to get by

[World's Okayest Mom! @jissleb]

Dear @tacobell, your new food bags are totally weird. They're super hard to hold.

[World's Okayest Mom! @jissleb]

@Chilis Booo! Waiting for an hour only for cold food and our order wrong. Now we have 2 take it 2go. Will formally complain 2morrow

[Henry Tudor @KngHnryVIII]

Beauty secrets:
- daily bacon
- daily rumpity-pumpity
- daily having ur enemies burnt
- daily crushing dreams of others
- gold hat
- cake

[Simon Holland @simoncholland]

I did a 5K to raise awareness for men's rights. Well, we actually only had to run 3.5K but we got credit for 5.

[Whores of Yore @WhoresofYore]

Freddie Mercury's 39th birthday party featured rent boys, strippers, drag queens & dwarves carrying trays of cocaine

[Sarcasm @This_Sarcasm_]

i wanna jump off a building and not die just relieve stress by slamming onto the sidewalk and then get up and go get a slurpee or something

[World's Okayest Mom! @jissleb]

Truth. Fucking truth. https://t.co/DoqPhd32zH

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

it's international day against homophobia, transphobia and biphobia, which is also every single day unless you're a piece of fucking shit

[World's Okayest Mom! @jissleb]

I love this man. He's got my back.

[Henry Tudor @KngHnryVIII]

#NationalLimerickDay

[Simon Holland @simoncholland]

1st week of school: sandwich cut in a cute shape, sliced fruit, encouraging note.

Last week of school: handful of croutons wrapped in foil.

[Simon Holland @simoncholland]

Thanks for always acting surprised by breakfast in bed like you slept right through the great pots and pans avalanche of 6:45 AM.

[World's Okayest Mom! @jissleb]

@Detroit_Mommy yea. I'm fine. Just having a rough morning

[World's Okayest Mom! @jissleb]

Feeling heartbroken.

[Ashley Feinberg (ashleyfeinberg.bsky.social) @ashleyfeinberg]

holy shit these photos of Obama and Barbara Bush

[World's Okayest Mom! @jissleb]

Not all moms are fabulous. Today is extra painful. #cuntwhorcula #missmybabies #soconfused

[Mente Saudável/Healthy Mind @mentesaudavelmz]

It's not a choice. #Depression #mentalillness

[World's Okayest Mom! @jissleb]

Having some emotional difficulties today. Excuse me while I try not to ugly cry in church. Which is also a problem. #mothersdaypain