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American thighs

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@RetroNewsNow I’ve been looking for this sketch for years omg

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Don’t want no hateration, holleration in this

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To all who celebrate 🎉

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Has echoed through my mind for years.

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@workforeggs I love her - went down a huge rabbit hole of her stuff on Instagram

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The Garden Café is delighted to have been farted on 💕 #fartfriday @pghgraffiti

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@DSKestrel 🥰

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@DSKestrel Summer Breeze covered by the Isley Brothers. Get that seals and crofts shit outta here.

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Mickey Rourke and I have the same internal monologue

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@sarcasmically Transcendent

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@Sarf_London @DSKestrel

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@jar_speaker @opinonhaver Came here to say this, thank you 🫡

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@SuzyQuzey I’m going to, and the woman I spoke to said she’d rule in my favor if I did, in the name of “patient satisfaction,” but like the fuck? I can’t ask the doctor a question?

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Hey heads up, if you’re a woman and go to @UPMC for your annual exam, you—like me— will get charged extra for asking the doctor questions they deem “above and beyond” the scope of a normal exam.

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So yeah, it cost me $85 to respond to my doctor’s prompt of “Do you have any questions?” Excellent, good work, thanks for the comprehensive healthcare.

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For me, this was asking the GYNECOLOGIST about hormone fluctuations, a five minute convo which yielded advice that was mid at best and definitely nothing I hadn’t already found via a rudimentary Google search.