giselle 👻🔪

i have a black eyed peas song stuck in my head

[ؘ @lesbosformedia]

meeting new people high as fuck

[trash jones @jzux]

“zohran’s wife tweeted bad stuff at age 15” ok have you seen what the president of the United States is currently tweeting at age 79

[IV. @ivourth]

good on any MLK Blvd

[໊ @user0000O0]

life update: WHY MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[autist @litteralyme0]

Me on January 1st: “2026 is my year”

Me on Monday, January 19th 2026:

[ꪆ𓏲 dakota ᧔๑᧓ @snoopywheeler]

how life feels when you finally accept you’re a lesbian

[Old Man Rattle @oldrattle_]

ripping the bong made me gay again and this time it’s permanent

[DES. @destinCONRAD]

in the club farting ❤️

[vita @majipres]

I hope all the sexy women break up with their stupid ugly boyfriends in 2026

[zachariah @airtightangelic]

pauly d was 29-30 years old when the first season of jersey shore was filmed yet y’all wanna act like grannies at 27! get your ass in the club!

[zesty zio @ziosaaa]

Heated Rivalry but it’s a Stud for Stud and they’re on rival basketball teams

[indie @INDIEWASHERE]

my favourite part of having a crush is the part where i skip the crush and go straight into psychosis instead

[jupiter ⚔️ @lesbisnm]

here’s to getting even more lesbian in 2026

[⁺˚⋆✩knightmare✩⋆˚⁺ @s1llyknightmare]

hi oomfs so. lesbian things ARE happening to me in 2026 i am Joyous and Locked in everyone get happy

[indie @INDIEWASHERE]

slowly realising i don’t have a dream job or career

[Sophie Vershbow @svershbow]

How it feels watching people who get Christmas to New Year off.