uncle jacob

busy being stuck in paradise

[Nikki Glaser @NikkiGlaser]

Legit jealous of Joe Exotic’s work ethic

[Donald Trump Jr. @DonaldJTrumpJr]

What’s your point? 2 grams of caffeine can kill you too, but no one is planning on prescribing that much.

This bullshit is why everyone hates and doesn’t trust the media. They are trying to create fear for clicks with misleading and irrelevant info.

You people truly suck!

[uncle jacob @jj_healy]

@Eddie409Caradec @michael_jr12 2013....Drank

[fANNEtastic @annechilada_]

My Quarantine Routine:

8-9 AM: pour up

9-10: drank

10-11: headshot

11-12 PM: drank

12-1: sit down

1-2: drank

2-3: stand up

3-4: drank

4-5: pass out

5-6: drank

6-7: wake up

7-8: drank

8-9: faded

9-10: drank

10-11: faded

11-12: drank

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

This is so funny!!!!

[Trevor Bauer (トレバー・バウアー) @BauerOutage]

Can I get a little 🔥 emoji for sitting 97/98 while doing so, Rob?

[San Diego Padres @Padres]

It's not "just" spring training.

It's about these moments. 🤎

[Cain 🤯 @MCKCROSS]

The girl in front of me googled “med school GPA” and then immediately after googled “what can I do with a biology degree”.

I have witnessed someone face reality.

[Barstool Gambling @stoolgambling]

All time bad beat for first golfer to the tee box (via: @NVanWyhe1) https://t.co/ZnXQMptCte

[Trevor Bauer (トレバー・バウアー) @BauerOutage]

Guy on the right, career high 100 mph. Guy on the left, career high 100 mph. Stay woke y’all.

[Los Angeles Angels @Angels]

🥁 drumroll please... 🥁

Shoutout to @JUST_JUP and @MikeTrout for the assist! 👶

[Marcus Stroman @STR0]

Trout might/would hit .750 to .999 with 150-300 homeruns if he knew what was coming. Lol 😂 @MikeTrout

[Jared Carrabis @Jared_Carrabis]

Carlos Correa is full of shit. He said Jose Altuve, future MVP, told his teammates not to bang the trash can for him. It was banged 24 times. Tony Kemp, a 25-year-old with virtually zero big league time, told the Astros not to bang the trash can for him. It was banged 0 times.

[Trevor Bauer (トレバー・バウアー) @BauerOutage]

Jerry, would love to have you on my show Bauer Bytes to discuss! Haha Regardless though, thanks for the shout!

[Jayson Stark @jaysonst]

Biggest news of the day: @Jomboy_ exonerated!

[Jake Olson @JakeOlson61]

Carlos Correa “We won fair and square”... Jake Olson “I have 20/20 vision” #AstrosCheat

[Brad Ballwaslife @BradBallwaslife]

Everyone thought he was just going to lay that up 🤯

[Trevor Bauer (トレバー・バウアー) @BauerOutage]

Lol alright y’all fools. This is funny

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Texas is now 6-5 just 326 days after this moment