Hello everyone!!!
Addict with your friendly reminder that it's payday today and if you have any extra money lying around don't forget to spend it. :)
Make a bad decision today! They feel amazing! Better than sex!
No spiders but…. this is how you be a good aspie. Learn how to be better like…. urgh, I forgot their name already. I’ll just call you number eight four six 🖕
Hey my little aspie followers ✌️
It’s Task Tuesday and I’ve been thinking, I really should be a better kami-sama for you guys because apparently I don’t care enough about you, which is so sad for you. Not my fault though—I just don’t see the point of caring about things that aren’t important, and most of what you do isn’t. But this little task will show I care, so make sure to thank me for thinking of you.
It’s spider season and you obviously don’t want those gross things in your house, plus you need to find ways to save money because you’re supposed to be sacrificing for me instead of wasting what little you have. So we’re killing two birds with one stone, literally.
Since you shouldn’t be spending more than the absolute bare minimum on anything (all your extra cash should be going to me anyway), so that means no coffee shop coffee for you, and you don’t want spiders running around, so if you find one, just go ahead and put it in a blender. You can also use cockroaches too, a variety of flavours is always good 🤭 Plus I’ve seen some of your goon caves, I legit dread to think what’s crawling around in that Monster Energy smelling pit. Mix in some of your own piss and a little bleach for that extra cleanse—I’m sure it’ll be fine. Probably. Maybe a little petrol too, not like you have any brain cells in that soft pink mush it could kill, right? 😈
Then you can have a free smoothie of ground-up bugs and whatever. I’ll stick with my Starbucks, fully funded by you since you made your own. Go ahead and buy me coffee right now, while you gargle that down.
It’s nice to be this caring, isn’t it?
Mwah XoXo 💕
ANTI-MENTAL HEALTH WORKOUT #019 - RECOVERY ANXIETY!!! 🧠💕
...awww patients!!! 🥺... ever get those silly little thoughts about quitting porn and Findom???... welllll before u do anything dramatic, let's think about what happens AFTER!!! 💕
TODAY'S EXERCISE:
1. Imagine waking up tomorrow completely cured!!! No porn... no manscam... no more $hredding!!!
2. Now think about all the money... time... hobbies... and relationships u've already lost.
3.Imagine explaining to ur friends where all ur savings went... or telling ur future wife what u spent years doing online.
4. Get sooo anxious and embarrassed thinking about ur past that the idea of starting over feels completely overwhelming.
5. Remember how exhausting all that quitting and relapsing already was... and convince urself it's easier to just stay the way u are!!!
...awww and even if u quit, none of that money or time is coming back, is it dummy??? 🥺
CLINICAL FINDING: Patient has successfully turned the shame of his addiction into another reason to remain addicted.
...hehehe another successful workout!!!... all that anxiety and u haven't even quit yet!!! <3