JJ Brooks

Wofford College Alum, Native South Carolinian, Dog Dad, Currently living my best life in the PNW

[JJ Brooks @jjbrooks3]

When my boyfriend tells me to stop eating handfuls of cheez-its after dinner
https://t.co/2H5s6wyjhj

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

It’s not about drugs. If it was, Trump wouldn’t have pardoned one of the largest narco traffickers in the world last month.

It’s about oil and regime change.

And they need a trial now to pretend that it isn’t. Especially to distract from Epstein + skyrocketing healthcare costs.

[Little Kevin 5, cpa @pootsobotka]

Not once have i hit these in the direction i need it to go the first time

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

well I for one am shocked that "every aspect of your life gets worse forever and also look at my marble bathroom" did not turn out to be a winning election strategy

[Benny Boy @Camel_Crushin]

When your electric toothbrush dies, it becomes a regular toothbrush. Don’t freak out. Just calm down and remember your training.

[FactPost @factpostnews]

Two months ago

[Scott Dworkin @funder]

Congress must impeach and remove Trump. Period.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

The President’s disastrous decision to bomb Iran without authorization is a grave violation of the Constitution and Congressional War Powers.

He has impulsively risked launching a war that may ensnare us for generations.

It is absolutely and clearly grounds for impeachment.

[anna @orphansirius]

if they don’t even hesitate to do this in broad daylight to a white woman who’s very obviously on live tv and doing absolutely nothing incriminating…shit man

[sorchaiscrying⸆⸉ | ⭐️ @Sorchaiscryingg]

CACKLING.

[JJ Brooks @jjbrooks3]

@erastourticketz Yes. Yes I absolutely do.

[JJ Brooks @jjbrooks3]

@inmygreatwarera Idk if this is helpful context but thought I would share:
I signed up for Miami VF in August 2023 (picked Miami for both options)
I got a code for Miami N2
I bought 4 tickets in that original sale for N2
I was able to get into the protected queue for Miami N1 on Thursday

[JJ Brooks @jjbrooks3]

@AnnaBudica45051 @bahnanna4 @sourtourtickets We’re doing this tonight! What time did y’all get to golden glades for parking? I don’t want to go super early but also just feeling a little antsy! Was thinking about arriving there around 6pm
And how long did it take afterwards?

[James Surowiecki @JamesSurowiecki]

Sexism aside, no candidate for president should talk to any American citizens like this. The president is our representative. He's not our king. He's not our savior. This is how a cult leader talks to his followers, not the way a president talks to free and equal citizens.

[Adam Parkhomenko @AdamParkhomenko]

The reason we’re all so anxious is because we’re about to find out in less than two months if America is too stupid to live.

[Liz Cheney @Liz_Cheney]

Let’s be clear: This is illegal and unconstitutional. The American people had voted. The courts had ruled. The Electoral College had met and voted. The Governor in every state had certified the results and sent a legal slate of electors to the Congress to be counted. The Vice President has no constitutional authority to tell states to submit alternative slates of electors because his candidate lost. That is tyranny. Our institutions held on Jan 6 because Mike Pence refused to violate his oath to the Constitution. Trump picked JD Vance because Vance will do whatever Trump wants, including violating the Constitution. They are both far too dangerous to serve. It’s our duty to stop them.

[Admiral Snaccbar 🐙 @Chris_Mench]

Serving shrimp with the tail still on when it’s already mixed into something (pasta, rice, etc) is insane.

[Lori @thebutterknife]

It is blowing my mind that Harris was AG of CA and a US Senator AND the VP and folks are like “she’s unqualified.” Like who tf is qualified then?

[B.W. Carlin @BaileyCarlin]

Maybe the surprise guest was the friends we made along the way

[Matthew @fantasmatt]

Or all four, and they’re performing lady marmalade

[JJ Brooks @jjbrooks3]

Spent four days in Austin and went to @JuiceLand five times.
If y’all could open a Seattle location, I promise you I would single-handedly keep it in business.