Father of Eckermonsters

Dad of wee ones | Husband of @luvjohana | Holder of unpopular opinions | Occasionally funny | Really into motorcycles | Tulta/Munille

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"Guano occurs" --R. Eckerman, 1951-2008

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@cbelnap @BonafideKRS Allen Millyard’s was so much better, and he just announced that it’s going to be for sale soon.

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@BonafideKRS Turning circle is three business days.

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@HappyMotorhead Speedway — I don’t think I’ve ever seen a Buc-ees in Kentuc-ee…

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Never seen a moth that looks like an F117 before…

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@RealUnsweetDee @CallMeK1123 Nowhere near Gay, Michigan…

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@HouseGOP Both of you need to get your dirty little dickskinners out of my wallet!

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Happy Motherfucker’s Day!

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@JacksonTweetin @adamcarolla Which tastes better, Kiwi or Lincoln? I get the impression that you know better than I do.

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@BonafideKRS Physically or mentally? Either way, I can empathize.

I’m just glad one self-inflicted major hurdle has been hurdled.

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@714_charles @Rainmaker1973 Dude…watch the movie, if you can find it.

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@DaveMcNamee3000 @HitCockBottom

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@Ben_Westen

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@3DrakaiNa

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@3DrakaiNa There’s always celery…

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@JoshLipnik Palmer Woods?

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@viralvortex51 “A moissa-wot?”

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@EdwardMorr9405 @Rothmus @X Gigglesnort!

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@ForestMommy

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@jerrycurld Bad guys from some Gundam program