jpm

solitary socialite | 25, he/him

[jpm @jjjjoof]

there are usually several times in a day when i stop what i’m doing and wonder “how did i end up here, doing this?” and this is one of those moments

[jpm @jjjjoof]

miserable fucking cowtown

[jpm @jjjjoof]

gusher

[Culture @CultureHOF]

His name is the last thing you ate 👇

[ppigg @s4m31p4n]

Fuck off times five hundred million

[Jean-Michel Basquiat @artistbasquiat]

King Pleasure, 1987 https://t.co/tYg0jKdP6I

[jpm @jjjjoof]

i have to laugh, i have to

[Jesse McLaren @McJesse]

They finally make a movie for people who are 12 inches tall with no genitals and those people don't even like it.

[jpm @jjjjoof]

@easterngoblin this is disgusting

[jpm @jjjjoof]

this is what i think i look like in my tank top with my spaghetti noodle arms

[Olivia-Anne Cleary @OliviaACleary]

Yes, Chef!

[jpm @jjjjoof]

finally putting out stuff for flaming house and it’s garbage but idec bc it’s something <333 yay :-)

[Lauren McKenzie @TheMcKenziest]

They’re so painfully greedy

[mariana @pastapilled]

how it feels to post on instagram

[Ashley Reese @offbeatorbit]

Not to sound like I voted for Reagan or something but just how many new smoke shops do we need really fhdjdjdjdjd

[trash jones @jzux]

my best friend and i made a pact that if we’re both still single when we’re 40 we will go on a horrifying nationwide crime spree

[jpm @jjjjoof]

never…. never…. date a porn addict

[Mads🥂 @madisommelier]

Attempting to resist posting dating app screenshots but I NEED y’all’s opinion on this because lol