Sukuna: im so cool. This brat probably realises im auramogging him so hard. My inhumanity and refusal to concede to amatonormativity means that im obviously superior.
Yuji: wow I think sukuna is depressed
there’s just something about a freshly legal soap being the center of ghost’s obsession; always knowing where the young soldier is, making excuses to touch him, be around him, and flirt with him. and soap who doesn’t realize that ghost wants to absolutely ravish him —
Truly the moldiest, washed-up companies that sold their userbase out for porn censorship are crawling out of the woodwork to compare themselves to ao3, a bastion of the free internet
sukuita. Sukuna emerges after his long slumber and finds Yuuji, thinking he'll drain this mortal dry. he takes approx three sips and then passes tf out.
"HE IS 𝘕𝘖𝘛 FAT, HE IS PERFECTLY FUCKING HEALTHY AND HAS HIS STUPID FATHER'S GENES, THAT'S ALL! YOU'RE ALL JUST FUCKING JEALOUS BECAUSE MY BREAST MILK IS MORE RICH AND NUTRITIOUS THAN YOUR PISS-THIN FLUIDS!"