JM

Tortured DC sports fan

[Arizona Diamondbacks @Dbacks]

We are all witnesses.

[Steve Zinsmeister @Steve_Zins]

Nothing quite like a flyover for the home opener!

[Nick Cross™️ @Nick_Cross26]

As usual..the Redskins disappoint...

[Arizona Diamondbacks @Dbacks]

All eyes on us.

[JM @jjmhim]

@DodgersMemeTeam Are you upset about the Micah Parsons trade?

[JM @jjmhim]

@danspickz Employment status?

[JM @jjmhim]

@BengalYouTube Kapri Bibbs

[JM @jjmhim]

@BengalYouTube Let’s stick with the Colts. Austin Collie

[paul williams @paulwillFGP]

Born before the start of WW1 and never once saw a Chicago Bear QB throw for 4K in a season.

[Siraj Hashmi @SirajAHashmi]

Hurricane Abu Bakr Al-Baghdadi

[JM @jjmhim]

All this to watch “Jalen Hurts” throw the first interception in the southern hemisphere

[MLFootball @MLFootball]

THIS IS AWESOME: This Philadelphia #Eagles superfan has an INSANE MANCAVE, that every football fan dreams of having customized for their teams.

• The 5 TVs
• The perfect couch
• The treadmill

🔥

(Via @SSN_Eagles)

[JM @jjmhim]

@TennisTV @BenShelton Ben Shelton did WHAT?

[Sky Sky @skykandie]

We have an unwanted immigrant in this state. Please advise @GregAbbott_TX @Drake

[Daniel @growing_daniel]

72 hours ago

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

it would be an honor to be gored by a moose here

[drugproblem @king0fsaigon]

Carmax only sells used cars

[rudy betrayed @rudy_betrayed]

Everyone knows the best way to enjoy a cigar is uncut, unlit, and dripping with pool water

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@GavinNewsom I checked with renowned world authority, Professor Suggon Deeznutz, and he said parody is legal in America 🤷‍♂️

[kyle @knicks_tape99]

That’s her assistant right