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Right

[JKA @jkalgar]

Two baths and a shower very much needed when I get home

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Watching royle family with my dad is bliss

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I'm stone cold sober and my foot just made me jump

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Lies

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losing your phone is so fucking complicated man

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The car naturally starting from the beginning when I put my headphones in can only be good vibes

[JKA @jkalgar]

Just had a piss next to a bloke in a smart shirt and jumper who chose the middle urinal and had both his hands on his hips the entire time. Fuck off.

[𖦹 @swirldaworld]

where tf does my skin go when i fall on concrete

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

To the best of my knowledge Rishi Sunak will be the first Prime Minister who can magically change the colour of ring binders…

[JKA @jkalgar]

Like I literally bled so much last night but laughed it of as not the worst I've had in a long time

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I've had such a good weekend away in York, wish I hadn't gotten head injuries which at this point seems to be a character trait

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Im either in freefall or doing the best ever

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York is mint

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The trains are fucked burn this country down

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Baby steps

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Fuck sake Bradford

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Today I witnessed two different firms from Yorkshire bond over a mutual hate for Leeds and it was honestly quite beautiful

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3 pints is the optimum

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Actually fuck this

[JKA @jkalgar]

Like 10 years ago I thought seeing a gig was the coolest thing ever, to be this gig somewhere so amazing is mental, I used to have like £15 in my bank at any given time