Josh Kaplan

[Josh Kaplan @jkaplb]

Anybody else feel like @Nextdoor employees a whole team just to create new lists so they can message you despite you attempting to unsubscribe from every push communication they have?

[Josh Kaplan @jkaplb]

Hey @on_running I think we found the official shoe of the @Jaguar rebrand

[Josh Kaplan @jkaplb]

Anybody else think @Nextdoor has a team hired specifically to find ways to ignore your preferences? Or maybe they just create new emails and subscribe people who have opted out of other lists? I used to like the company. Now find them to be on par with any local cable provider

[Josh Kaplan @jkaplb]

Why is there no WiFi on GRU to LAX flight? @LATAMAirlines also why is a favella being built in front of row 31?

[Josh Kaplan @jkaplb]

Hey @OpenTable my privacy setting says location sharing only when using the app, which I’m not. I just landed in Houston and got your welcome to Houston greeting. How do you know I’m here ? How to ruin your brand with one unwanted notification!

[Josh Kaplan @jkaplb]

@LADBS_ @LADOTofficial you must review the parking plan for @TheGroveLA it’s dangerous and ill equipped to handle a capacity crowd. I’m 40 minutes into trying to leave the 7th floor parking. Still on 7th floor.

[Josh Kaplan @jkaplb]

Hey @amazon you are selling lots of Chinese “menorahs” for Chanukkah. Or Hanukkah. Or Hanukah. These are not menorahs. Our holiday is 8 days. And we have one extra candle that is used to light the rest. It’s misleading

[Josh Kaplan @jkaplb]

More 12.6.4 fails @Tesla @elonmusk include actively ignoring driver input such as cancelling FSD lane change: silences turn signal, ignores driver, changes lane anyway. Then there’s creeping yards into intersection on red light because it thinks the light will change

[Josh Kaplan @jkaplb]

@tesla @elonmusk the update to 12.6.4 is buggy. Not following its own navigation, such as exiting the freeway. When getting on the freeway, it has to be in the left lane as quickly as possible…even if only going a very short distance. And forget FSD driving into sun. Fails 100%

[Josh Kaplan @jkaplb]

Same here. On the west side. And people wonder why nobody trusts alerts

[Sleak @Sleaklight]

Wea system south Pasadena. Fuck you. I am nowhere near it! Fuck your stupid alert!

[Josh Kaplan @jkaplb]

@FoxmanAbraham it was probably 15 years ago at a home in Los Alamitos CA when I asked you what the American Jewish people’s plan b is, should things go the way we saw them heading way back when. You looked at me with such disdain & said “plan b? There is no plan b!” So..now what?

[Josh Kaplan @jkaplb]

@tesla pretty amazing how FSD in hurry mode doesn’t give two shits about what laws it breaks. But approach an intersection at 50 mph as the light turns yellow? That’s when FSD decides to get conservative and apply maximum braking. ‘19MX

[Josh Kaplan @jkaplb]

@AskFrontier feel free to jump in here too.

[Josh Kaplan @jkaplb]

@FrontierCorp do you endorse your contractors trespassing and leaving equipment on fenced in private property here in Playa del Rey CA?

[Josh Kaplan @jkaplb]

@FrontierCorp do you endorse your contractors trespassing and leaving equipment on fenced in private property here in Playa del Rey CA?

[Josh Kaplan @jkaplb]

Anybody else frustrated by @Apple self serving “for you” stack on the iOS home screen? Why can’t eliminate the Apple+ notifications? An why does the main screen always center on that vs the top widget? Deleted. Apple news? Deleted. Sorry Apple.

[Josh Kaplan @jkaplb]

@Tesla #FSD again breaking traffic laws. In “hurry” it shifts into carpool lanes, across double lines, despite “HOV” toggled off. Requires i’m shifting the car back into LANE, which is dangerous at high speeds with the southern California tailgaters

[Josh Kaplan @jkaplb]

Today’s @Tesla #fsdfail enable FSD at 65mph and it aggressively / nauseatingly slows before aggressively accelerating back to speed. Then forgets set speed until tap of accelerator reminding to get moving again. Rinse repeat.

[Josh Kaplan @jkaplb]

Anybody have any recommendations? @MEATERmade decided playing games with a customer is good business? (Asked 900 questions then offered to sell me a replacement charging block for $79. Amazon sells a whole new kit with probe for same.) You guys should learn from @TraegerGrills

[Josh Kaplan @jkaplb]

@elonmusk I understand.I’ve been driving it for years on my X. Its erratic. It’s horrible. Sun too bright? Fails. Light rain? Fails. Summon: drives into adjacent column. I don’t want something that sees as well as a human driver. I want something super human with sensors humans dont have.

[Josh Kaplan @jkaplb]

So @Tesla @elonmusk FSD fails in direct sun and light rain? “Right door camera obscured” failure. What’s the cost of the upgrade to FSD Rain Mode with occasional FDS (full direct sun) module?