jkelber

Former IT guy who likes to cook and garden. USMC (Reserves) veteran. Whee? Mostly available at @jkelber.bsky.social

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@mobydickenergy It's just you (and the majority of Americans).

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@5hammersfix Puck

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@alexquigley @weasel_gravy Never too good. Go Ducks!

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@5hammersfix

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@Rich_Sanchez85 @USWNT @MalPugh Recovering from an injury. She'll be back on the roster when she's healthy.

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@ChrisJBakke Nobody has ever come up with anything like that before. Oh wait. https://t.co/sYBe0mFaMF

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@PseudoNic Not to mention Biden was president when he won that Super Bowl.

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@PseudoNic Hey I have that Fiestaware.

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@alexquigley AND THE RAVENS WIN WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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@di_atribe That's somehow even worse than the Dallas defensive line was on Sunday.

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@poetgambler

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BLUESKY NOW HAS VIDEO

what are you waiting for? https://t.co/x6v5YW0WFT

[Sara Spector @Miriam2626]

I prosecuted sexual assault cases in Texas.
I prosecuted these cases for 17 years.
I never prosecuted an undocumented immigrant for rape.
I prosecuted multiple Christian pastors for rape.
As a descendant of a holocaust survivor, I have to speak up against this hate.

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@Jose_Pagliery https://t.co/ttQjSSMzkL

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@Jose_Pagliery I looked it up and the full list of defendants is somehow dramatically more unhinged than this screenshot even led me to believe.

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@MegNumbers @RonFilipkowski As a mediocre white guy, I'd settle for half that!

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@Asst_to_the_RM I bet he only got 1 Cold War Campaign ribbon though.

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Vibes are different. Feels like a brazillion people disappeared.

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@di_atribe Next you're going to tell me that men can be active participants in parenting or something equally silly.

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@di_atribe All 4 seasons? Good job!