Jake

trust the process. psu ‘23

[Jake @jkelk717]

Boy do I hate dealing with the consequences of my own actions

[Mike Nellis @MikeNellis]

You have to be a special kind of stupid to believe Democrats were capable of stealing the 2020 election while out of power, but somehow incapable of doing the same in 2024 while in power. That is a categorically, phenomenally dumb thing to believe.

[Viathan 🔆 @VermilViathan]

yeah so they’re 100% gonna designate DSA as a terrorist organization right before midterms to prevent DSA candidates from running in their elections

[JerryRigEverything @ZacksJerryRig]

This needs to pass.

Any senator who votes against it is a *literal* pedophile protector. And should be treated as such.

[Jake @jkelk717]

@JohnnyFBaseball I have a theory that Philly is a safe space for Trout, and he doesn’t want to be traded here. Everyone loves him here, and if he came to play here that would surely change

[davey @jerseyh0mo]

Breathing in hefty lungfuls of smoke as I get explosive diarrhea from salad, the sky turns apocalyptic orange while oil companies drill in protected lands, screwworms are eating cattle alive and the president just paid $6 million for rape. And I’m also able to bet on all of it!

[katie krzaczek @hashtagkatie]

This summer has truly been an "if you build it, they will come" moment and I hope the city learns from it. People want to be able to gather and enjoy all that Philly has to offer. We should have this mentality all the time, not just when the eyes of the world are on our city

[Jake @jkelk717]

@bordeauxyoutube Penn State on Xbox!

[Bordeaux @bordeauxyoutube]

I’m buying 16 copies of College Football 27 to give away to you all. Thanks for another amazing year of this being my job 🫡

just follow, retweet, and comment your favorite team + platform to enter

[Ray Dunne @RayDunne975]

LeBron crossing the Delaware to sign his contract on July 4th, 2026.

[Evan Sidery @esidery]

The Sixers now have a golden opportunity to recruit LeBron James to form a truly lethal starting lineup:

Tyrese Maxey
VJ Edgecombe
Jaylen Brown
LeBron
Joel Embiid

On paper, it seems like an ideal LeBron destination after that trade.

[IGWT @igwt097]

They used to hate you @KingJames

Philly never did

[Jake @jkelk717]

@utddahnny @honestlysomemid Every Penn State home football game gets at least 100,000 attendees just for reference

[Ben @gben78]

Never in my life do I wanna hear about Philadelphia fans ever again.

[Jake @jkelk717]

@bordeauxyoutube Penn State, Xbox!

[Bordeaux @bordeauxyoutube]

I got 4 beta codes for you all to try College Football 27 early 🫡 just follow, retweet, and comment your favorite team + platform to enter

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

I know it’s become pretty cliche and cringey to talk about at this point but if you’re under like 25 I cannot stress enough how one time Obama wore a tan suit and people spent a week arguing over whether or not it was demeaning to the Oval Office and they were serious about it.

[Thomas R. Petersen @thomasrp93]

How i choose to remember AJ Brown's time in Philly.

#Eagles

[Jake @jkelk717]

@timsharter Philly is literally all of these

[Sports Liker @Ianmurray7]

They play against your local public school in the PIAA Championships lol