jakeGPT

roses in my veins

[jakeGPT @jkemor]

@lrademacher7

[Mark @AgingRanchHand]

Spoke to the Sun God Ra and he answered my prayer like immediately. They said no one ever prays to them anymore so it was no problem at all. Gave me an extra iced coffee and I had only wished for one

[NYPrepper @nyprepper1]

⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️PENTAGON PIZZA INDEX SUDDENLY SKYROCKETING!! 770% ABOVE NORMAL AT PAPA JOHNS NEAR THE PENTAGON!!

[reb @rebmasel]

Stop throwing the Double Standard Rulebook around. They destroyed the rules & Congress won’t enforce them. “If BIDEN HAD DONE THIS-” He didn’t. Trump is. The protocol should be immediate impeachment. It won’t be. The US will crawl out of this violent nosedive irrevocably changed.

[Keifer @DannyVegito]

Feels like a bunch of billionaires are ripping the copper wires out of the walls of this country before it collapses

[Tina Smith @SenTinaSmith]

Buried in the flurry of Executive Orders last night is one that halts all funding from the Bipartisan Infrastructure Law.

Yes, the law that Republicans and Democrats came together to pass that fixes our roads, modernizes old bridges, and makes drinking water safer.

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

yes.

[Governor Phil Murphy @GovMurphy]

U.S. Capitol Police Officer Brian Sicknick was a veteran and former staff sergeant with the New Jersey Air National Guard who grew up in South River, NJ.

President Trump’s decision to pardon the individual who assaulted him that day — and 1,500 other Jan 6th defendants — is a deep betrayal of justice and dark moment for our country.

[Sen. Lisa Murkowski @lisamurkowski]

I strongly disagree with the President’s decision on Denali. Our nation’s tallest mountain, which has been called Denali for thousands of years, must continue to be known by the rightful name bestowed by Alaska’s Koyukon Athabascans, who have stewarded the land since time immemorial.

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

did elon musk just hit the roman salute at his inauguration speech?

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

I have no doubt that America is in a position to continue to succeed.

But I want to warn the country of some things that give me great concern – and it will be up to the courts, Congress, the free press, and the American people to confront these powerful forces.

[Stripes @StripesStreams]

Never kill yourself

[Covie @covie_93]

How can anyone read Jack Smith's report and not realize how broken and corrupt the justice system is that someone accused of doing those things could successfully run out the clock with the help of compromised judges and be placed back in a position of power.

[Karen Piper @PiperK]

There it is. Trump would have been convicted of "conspiracy to defraud the United States" and "conspiracy to deprive citizens of voting rights" if he had not been elected to be president.

The U.S. is in totally uncharted territory.

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Donald Trump would have been convicted in his election case if his re-election had not made a trial impossible, the special counsel report said. https://t.co/GpSoRAuXzb

[Robert Sterling @RobertMSterling]

H-1B DATA MEGA-THREAD 🧵

I downloaded five years of H-1B data from the US DOL website (4M+ records) and spent the day crunching data.

I went into this with an open mind, but, to be honest, I'm now *extremely* skeptical of how this program works.

Here's what I found 👇

[The Middle-earth Mixer @MiddleearthMixr]

BREAKING: Santa Claus is currently in a dogfight with Drones over the State of New Jersey

[˗ˏˋ❀ bianca ❀ˊˎ˗ @poponthepitwall]

why was wrapped kind of underwhelming?? where’s the minute stats? genre rank?? everyone else’s thank you videos?? spotify wrapped playlist link???

[3BM15 @3_bm15]

Get rotated idiot

[Hutch @hutchinson]

This 2018 Rogan clip is hilarious.

He calls anyone who supported Trump’s family separation policy an asshole that he didn’t want on his team (now supports Trump).

Says all education should be free (now supports an administration that wants to end the Department of Education).

Says he doesn’t think that huge money interests should be influencing politics (now stans Elon).

Says that everybody should have access to government subsidized healthcare (now supports an administration that wants to end the ACA and gut Medicare).