John Kenney

Author of LOVE POEMS FOR MARRIED PEOPLE, TALK TO ME (out 1/15), and TRUTH IN ADVERTISING.

[John Kenney @jkenneywriter]

LOVE POEMS FOR MARRIED PEOPLE is out from @PutnamBooks on 12/31!

Get your copy: https://t.co/AiJYc1nlNs

[Orion Crime @orion_crime]

Looking forward to #DefendingJacob, the thrilling TV series starring @ChrisEvans, @jaedenmartell and Michelle Dockery?
Based on the gripping novel by @williamlanday, discover what happens when a lawyer's son is put on trial for murder.
Read the eBook: https://t.co/ZQiSrnqbJb

[John Kenney @jkenneywriter]

@williamlanday @AppleTV Can't wait for this!

[Shomik Dutta @shomikdutta]

This is a great reminder of how Trump lied about and ignored a clear and present danger to his fellow Americans:

[jamie @gnuman1979]

Quarantine day 6.

[Jon Gordon @JonGordon11]

Sometimes we just need to pause, smile and remember that today is a gift. Take time to enjoy it.

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

If you’re wondering whether it’s an overreaction to cancel large gatherings and public events (and I love basketball), here’s a useful primer as to why these measures can slow the spread of the virus and save lives. We have to look out for each other. https://t.co/Ld7Uc8sPTQ

[John Kenney @jkenneywriter]

So annoyed with myself. Totally spaced just now while I was on the subway and licked the pole.

[Brian Wallach @bsw5020]

As I pulled myself up to the curb yesterday morning I remember thinking, "I can't." As I boarded my flight last night I remember thinking, "We will."

The journey in between led to this thread. It is difficult to write and I expect for some it will be hard to read, but here goes

[Weekend Edition @NPRWeekend]

John Kenney's new book contains a poem about his six-year-old texting his reverend 142 poop emojis from his phone. He chatted with @nprscottsimon about his poetic inspirations https://t.co/qFbIvnEtZq

[John Kenney @jkenneywriter]

Book Launch: Love Poems (for People with Children) by John Kenney – POWERHOUSE Archway https://t.co/LbQlH7BYUa via @powerHouseArena

[John Kenney @jkenneywriter]

@_11Remember_ Well that's just about the best thing I've ever seen.

[John Kenney @jkenneywriter]

The Kentucky Derby, as Told by the Horses https://t.co/Y2hobw9tMN

[John Kenney @jkenneywriter]

@williamlanday Excellent question. And why do baseball players wear culottes?

[Raven Book Store @ravenbookstore]

But remember what those giant online booksellers have no interest in doing:
➡️bringing your favorite authors to town so you can meet them and get your books signed
➡️creating good jobs in your community
➡️partnering with cultural organizations in your town to enrich the arts

[John Kenney @jkenneywriter]

@eddiejjoyce My guess is because he was standing next to Marilyn Monroe.

[John Kenney @jkenneywriter]

@penguinrandom Although
the cricket's son
has no words,
still,
he's incredibly annoying sometimes.
His name is Gary.
He's 4 years old.
And it is VERY late.
But the little bastard claims he's "thirsty."
Go to sleep, Gary!
Izumi Shikibu, translated by an exhausted parent.

[John Kenney @jkenneywriter]

@DEADLINE @williamlanday Fantastic!!! Congrats!

[John Kenney @jkenneywriter]

@jamiattenberg @PutnamBooks Well thank you for at least starting my novel, Jami...

[Monagiza @Mona_giza]

A first class passenger noticed a female soldier entering the plane, so he asked her, “What does your ticket say?” When she said “31 B,” he gave her his first class seat and sat in coach instead. Here’s how he was rewarded for his kind deed.

[John Kenney @jkenneywriter]

Valentine’s Day Poems from President Trump https://t.co/t1sMgVVjDG