Jake Koperski

Oh bother. He/him.

[Jake Koperski @JKersk]

babe are you okay your messages started using proper capitalization and punctuation

[Jake Koperski @JKersk]

tonight I spread cream cheese on a cinnamon bagel with a fork by candlelight. and I am free

[Jake Koperski @JKersk]

ugh time to be the silliest most goofiest fella on this flippin bird app again

[Jake Koperski @JKersk]

I think my life of crime started when my friends snuck me into a show choir competition because I never got a wristband even though I was in the band for my school's show choir

[Jake Koperski @JKersk]

It's a nice bench Benjamin

[ben lol @benindaclub]

I hate being an adult lol

[Jake Koperski @JKersk]

Watching a thunderstorm slowly disappear from the forecast feels personal

[Jake Koperski @JKersk]

Perhaps it wasn't the beach that made us old but the friends we made along the way

[Jake Koperski @JKersk]

Went to the grocery store at noon, bought a single box of Frosted Flakes, left the store. Feelin young wild and free this day.

[Jake Koperski @JKersk]

The closest I ever got to owning an ESPN subscription was yesterday when I found out that the Scripps National Spelling Bee was streaming

[Jake Koperski @JKersk]

The fact that beer gardens are so very rarely actual gardens is a war crime

[Jake Koperski @JKersk]

@l0vablep0tat0 AP Lang Gang assemble

[Jake Koperski @JKersk]

My plants responding poorly to being over-watered makes me feel like a smothering parent

[Jake Koperski @JKersk]

Dads won't remember when you were born but will remember exactly how, why, and when they replaced the moulding in the upstairs bathroom

[Jake Koperski @JKersk]

One exclamation point is so much more exclamation than a dozen exclamation points

[Jake Koperski @JKersk]

@mrshoyeSC It's.... still in one piece? After all this time?

[Jake Koperski @JKersk]

Whomever wrote "henlo" for the first time speaking from a dog's perspective couldn't have comprehended the salvation they would offer so many

[Jake Koperski @JKersk]

Is it true? Is it necessary? Is it kind of a vibe?

[Jake Koperski @JKersk]

Correctly guessing the hollow sound a dog's belly will make before I lightly pat it is my most marketable skill

[Jake Koperski @JKersk]

Y'all ever just walk into a room and sing a quiet off-tune jingle about how small the dog in the opposite corner is

[Jake Koperski @JKersk]

Me: *eats a banana once*
Me also: I'm on a health kick