Josh Johnson

Denver dad. butcher.

[Josh Johnson @jkfive]

Just entered this @idlesband contest! Enter here: https://t.co/ThxouJvRWk

[Josh Johnson @jkfive]

Just entered this contest to win a signed IDLES print & deluxe Joy record! Enter here: https://t.co/TFQxc38x4Z

[Josh Johnson @jkfive]

How many Americans with a mask and without a job are saying, “Fucking fracking”?

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

Trump hasn’t been seen on camera for 44 hours. Where is the president?

We need 5000 people to respond to this tweet with #WhereIsTrump.

Come out of the basement, Donald.

[Shanita Hubbard @msshanitarenee]

Kamala Harris is every Black woman who had to remain calm in a work meeting when lesser qualified white men rudely spoke over them, spouting less than mediocre ideas while the person "in charge" does nothing to stop it and everyone judges *you* for "appearing" frustrated

[Esmé Patterson @EsmePatterson]

damn, people’s responses to this Ryan Adams stuff is triggering af. There are so many “respected” male musicians y’all love who are just as creepy. I wish we could name them all without fearing for our careers and safety 🤦‍♀️

[Josh Johnson @jkfive]

@MelanieAsmar Holding up tomato plants.

[Josh Johnson @jkfive]

@josephrouse This is the most millennial tweet I’ve seen.

[Franklin Leonard @franklinleonard]

Howard Schultz was born in 1953 and grew up in the projects in the 1950s and 1960s

Those projects were paid for in part by folks paying a top marginal tax rate of 91%.

But he doesn’t want to run as a Democrat because he might have to support a 70% rate so people have healthcare

[Rep. Emily Sirota @EmilyForCO]

The Colorado GOP wants to give millionaires a $1,250-a-year tax cut. The same bill would give a minimum wage worker a $6-a-year tax cut, while draining $280 million from healthcare, schools, etc. This is unacceptable. https://t.co/NbmoLg7MFX #copolitics #coleg

[Josh Johnson @jkfive]

@realDonaldTrump Climate change. Do something, please.

[Josh Johnson @jkfive]

@NJAliciaD Also, what is that astronaut monster in the window behind him?

[Susan Sarandon @SusanSarandon]

“Democrats Just Blocked Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez's Push For A Green New Deal Committee. Instead, Democrats are sticking to their original plan, and channeled Exxon Mobil in an announcement refusing to bar members who take fossil fuel money.” https://t.co/wWwEjWdkfA

[Susan Orlean @susanorlean]

As if we give a fuck.

[Josh Johnson @jkfive]

I can’t believe how partisan “Go vote!” now sounds.

[Donald J. Trump ........................... ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @realDonaldTrFan]

The ONLY way Republicans can win congress is by SCARING the dumb voters! So MY advisors came up with The CARAVAN OF TERRORISTS. I wanted to use MY IDEA of A Caravan of Zombees! But my advisors told me to save my Zombee Attack idea for my 2022 reelection campane. #ThursdayThoughts

[Josh Johnson @jkfive]

@briantcairns @Uber I make $25/hr driving. The most I’ve ever made consistently in my life.

[Josh Johnson @jkfive]

Those who spit incendiary rhetoric shouldn’t get a pass when fires start.

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

In five-billion years, as the Sun begins to die, its outer layers of glowing plasma will expand stupendously, engulfing the orbits of Mercury, then Venus, as the charred ember that was once the oasis of life called Earth vaporizes into the vacuum of space.
Have a nice day!

[Rev. Dr. William J. Barber II @RevDrBarber]

Almost every policy Roy Moore stands for threatens poor & vulnerable children, but it took accusation of child abuse/sexual assault for GOP to shun him.