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[James Green @jkg]

@bettsglazing @thedogsheffield Yeah but one of those minorities is going out explicitly to make others feel unsafe, the other is going out explicitly to allow those same others to feel safe.

But sure, bore on about how they're the same thing...

[James Green @jkg]

@Coastway_Will I was a passenger in first on that service, you and your colleagues did an outstanding job in a very difficult situation, keeping us informed and reassured at what cannot have been an easy time for any of you.

[James Green @jkg]

@danidonovan I try (and generally fail) to leave my phone in a different room, at night, so that I *have* to get out of bed in order to check my phone first thing in the morning - otherwise I can lose a couple of hours pretty easily 😅

[James Green @jkg]

I think I'm done here. Let's try this: https://t.co/tKIjOGVWQ0

[James Green @jkg]

@tabamatu Wait till they hear about the facilities in basically every home in the country...

[James Green @jkg]

At some point I should just name and shame @TheBABOfficial and ask if they are going to give me a way to return their stuff, right?

[James Green @jkg]

Update: still not.

[James Green @jkg]

Impressively, the company that cancelled my employment contract, 2 days before I was due to start, due to "social media red flags", are *also* the sort of company that can't successfully arrange a courier to collect the hardware they sent me to work on...

[James Green @jkg]

@garybrannan Eagle & Child, I was the guy awkwardly blocking the doorway to the back dining room

[James Green @jkg]

I am in a pub in York and I am 99% sure that everybody's favourite Gary Brannan, @garybrannan, just walked past me.

Is it weird to be slightly star struck?

[James Green @jkg]

Why do they keep threatening us with a good time?

[Aragad Abramian @AragadAbramian]

@TheFigen_ This is what communism looks like.

[James Green @jkg]

@vickiellenOT Bob, of course!

[James Green @jkg]

Genuinely thought everybody did this.

[Smashleigh @Glitter_brawl]

Saying “no thanks, I’m trying to give it up” whenever I am declining something

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

RT if you’d rather swear allegiance to Count Binface than King Charles III.

[James Green @jkg]

I've had a lovely day in Manchester and all trains to Sheffield are cancelled and oh, fuck.

Wish me luck!

[James Green @jkg]

@speakoutsister I wonder how they'd have felt about left handed people, ~100 years ago.

[James Green @jkg]

I should ask Chat GPT for legal opinions on just taking adverse possession, at this point.

[James Green @jkg]

Impressively, the company that cancelled my employment contract, 2 days before I was due to start, due to "social media red flags", are *also* the sort of company that can't successfully arrange a courier to collect the hardware they sent me to work on...

[Northern Independence Party 🟨🟥 @FreeNorthNow]

Did you know there are landlords who own property in the North who are in turn renting in London? 😐

The housing market is completely broken. We'll fix that 🏘️

Our candidate in Liverpool, Billie Jo Gibson, says it's time to #StopTheNonsense

[James Green @jkg]

I'm not saying the toilets in this Brewdog are a hard to find but I think I'm one more staircase from walking into a Neil Gaiman novel

[Northern Independence Party 🟨🟥 @FreeNorthNow]

Remember when Labour said they supported trans rights? 🤨

That was last week. This week, they've backed the EHRC torching rights for trans people 🫠

Our candidate in Leeds, Molly Tindle, stands up to #StopTheNonsense