Jacob Kjar

I lift things because I want to eat tacos but when I'm done, all I want to do is eat tacos.

[Jacob Kjar @jkjar]

When somebody tells me to “Take Care” I reply: “i have to. I am kjar”

[Jacob Kjar @jkjar]

When somebody tells me to “Take Care” I reply: “i have to. I am kjar”

[Jacob Kjar @jkjar]

15 year ago when I graduated High School a mentor gifted me “Oh the Places you’ll go” by Dr. Seuss.
I found it recently and was reading it to Wrenley tonight.
The book hits hard. Here’s one of the excerpts that made me stop in my tracks.

[Jacob Kjar @jkjar]

@JennicaScott Half time performances peaked with GaGa and I just don’t think we’ll be able to get back there again.

[Jacob Kjar @jkjar]

The man is a national treasure

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

I’M CRYING DAWG LMAOOO

Jameis Winston on his interceptions:

“I’M JUST PRAYING FOR THE LORD TO DELIVER ME FROM PICK SIXES.”

Nah man 😂😂😂

[Jacob Kjar @jkjar]

I agree with this entirely. When A&M left the Big-12 back in the day they became less relevant as a franchise in Texas. Universally everyone just stopped caring about them. They were only relevant because of UT. Watch them tick back up now that the gang’s back together

[Snarkisian @Snarkisian]

A&M’s Little Brother Complex fascinates me. In the span of less than 2 real minutes, they sing over & over about sawing Texas’ horns off, cadets give Horns Down, regular fans give Horns Down, then sing a song called ‘Mo Bamba’ to get hype - a song named after a Texas Longhorn.

[Won’t Delete This Until OU Scores @Doc_Texas]

Texas football to the @AP voters

[Jacob Kjar @jkjar]

@JennicaScott Higgins: “We are never going to be perfect. The best we can do is to keep asking for help and accepting it when you can and if you keep doing that you’ll always be moving towards better “

[Poe's Law, Esq: Poe's Lawyer @dyingscribe]

This is the best Star Wars meme ever

[Avery Tomasco @averytomascowx]

No better alarm clock than a blue alert amirite

[Jacob Kjar @jkjar]

@jscooter21

[Chad Ryan @ChadwikoTWW]

Me every single time I hear Phil Collins' In the Air Tonight

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

Dude performing “Free Bird” on one of those musical objects you used in elementary school

[Jacob Kjar @jkjar]

Not all hero’s wear capes

[more_meat_loaf @more_meat_loaf]

Modern day Robin Hood

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Skip this one if you’re feeling emotionally vulnerable today

[Jacob Kjar @jkjar]

@kcturner90 beautiful things are happening in Vegas

[MLFootball @MLFootball]

#RAIDERS QB GARDNER MINSHEW TRAINING TO ‘HIGHER’ BY CREED, HE MAY JUST WIN THE MVP THIS YEAR.

AN AMERICAN HERO

🐐🐐🐐

(Via @DraftKings)

[Jacob Kjar @jkjar]

Same vibes

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The guest speaker said to think of some of your favorite times at Baylor and the people you enjoyed them with.

[Jacob Kjar @jkjar]

Really excited to be sitting next to some awesome people namely “Kint Turner” (right) @kcturner90

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Starting the obligatory graduation tweet log

[Jacob Kjar @jkjar]

@kcturner90 You are the problem