damian wayling

scriptwriter, atheist, polymath -- ok i lied about the last one.

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@ditty1013 can't think of any horse jokes - none you wouldn't bridle at - so just 'well done to you' and the horse. : )

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Fear I will depart planet with only intuitive though decent grasp of grammer. Theory defeats me. (make that 'boldly depart this planet')

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Back from park with swing-pushers elbow. Old fogey me: "what mischief those ruffians up to in bushes?" answer: collecting butterflies. Oh.

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On the day of her first birthday Katy decides she knows how to walk!

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i was a very professional and efficient writer today. i wrote the big emotional scenes - didn't write the flat, expositional ones. bravo me!

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RT bengoldacre Airborne rabbis fight off swine flu: I cannot get enough of these stories http://bit.ly/3wYMjt priceless foolishness!

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RT @chibnall the Vanity Fair article on Mad Men is fabulous, for all sorts of reasons http://bit.ly/Hxjb9 (absolutely)

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oh, forgot. the blog piece is called 'If a God turns up - should we make it Prime Minister?' http://tinyurl.com/n4dh8s go on have a read.

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better get some bloody work done now!

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i've gone and done one of those blog things. shelves almost empty so far, but here's something: http://tinyurl.com/n4dh8s

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my twitter stream is a classroom with rebels, crushes, cliques, clowns, ringleaders, swots, and quiet ones - and teacher off sick every day.

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i desire and have the makings of a sausage sandwich with mayo. i must go now. goodnight.

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Also, I thought this was just a Mitchell & Webb sketch. http://yfrog.com/0ipepmj

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Is this poster intentionally gushing with phallic thingy? Or is it just me? It's not just me is it? http://yfrog.com/1349872185j

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just as i'm thinking "I didn't know maka paka even had an uff uff" - junior's out like proverbial 60 watt. (this may be a region 2 tweet)

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All I half-heard a chap 2 tables away say was 'have you heard about John Hughes'. But the way he said it made me check Twitter. Sad.

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Accountant about to arrive. Must nod every 5 seconds. Must look on the ball. Must not glaze over.

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@juliansimpson ta. I've got more. Lots more. No, wait. Come back...

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Even more #welshfilms. jeff goldblum in The Fly-Half; ray winstone in SCRUM. see, it's like - a rugby thing?

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#welshfilms Valley of the Dolls With Those Funny Little Hats On; The Pit & The Pendulum; Good Rhyl Hunting.