Josh Messer

Have Camera, Must Swim.
I'm an in-water photographer with a passion for creating surf panoramas.

[Josh Messer @jkoomesser]

@Sethrogen yes, with interchangeable teams made of characters from your movies (if possible)

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@vornietom perfect photo for Tinder....

[Josh Messer @jkoomesser]

@Sethrogen What's the best [written]way to start a religion?

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Happier New Year...damnit.

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@angryasianman Always Be My Maybe was enjoyable.

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@estarLA This reminds me to cancel my paid subscription to https://t.co/9zsRtOmL7n

[Josh Messer @jkoomesser]

@estarLA Olive Garden, Applebee's and TGIFridays

[Josh Messer @jkoomesser]

Hip Hop 4 Peace https://t.co/rDY97IrTvp via @YouTube

My latest music project has our video "Tengo" in the livestream for the Universal Hip Hop Museum's #HipHop4Peace show....

[Dan Rather @DanRather]

A big deal...

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

Trump attacked 17-year-old Greta Thunberg for fighting to save our burning planet, but defended Kyle Rittenhouse, a 17-year-old charged with murdering Black Lives Matter protesters.

Tells you all you need to know.

[Josh Messer @jkoomesser]

@zammit_marc Tarkovsky

[Senator Adam Schiff @SenAdamSchiff]

We are all greatly comforted that the President can remember and comprehend the words — Person, Woman, Man, Camera, TV.

But it’s these five words we wish he could understand:

Honesty, Duty, Country, Compassion,

Decency.

[Jon Favreau @jonfavs]

Joe Biden should announce that the first bill he’ll introduce as President is the John Lewis Voting Rights Act of 2021, a law that would guarantee every American the right to vote and the right to equal representation.

It would restore the Voting Rights Act, but also ensure:

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@ProjectLincoln he sounds like the barker at a 5-10 store in a dying town....

[Josh Messer @jkoomesser]

@vornietom I photograph karaoke - that song got burned into me through simple repetition...there are others but this is top 5....

[Phil Yu @angryasianman]

Holy shit. https://t.co/VPF2Jzy3cW

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@angryasianman FUCK.

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@estarLA ok...that beats the instant pot with a coat hanger....

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@BlueVotr and that the room smells of asparagus....

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@BlueVotr that it's the color of dried piss....