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@betostaxes @OregonHomer @scoduckz The only thing not surprising, is you idiots believing it’s real lol

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@Beer_thirdy @Softykjr Me: he doesn’t live here

You: he doesn’t live there but worked there!

Me: I know. I said he doesn’t live here

You: I never said he lived there!

Just feeble minded. Get back to picking orders champ.

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@Beer_thirdy @Softykjr The sheer irony of how fuckin dumb this comment is. Your autism is firing on all cylinders today bucko

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@Beer_thirdy @Softykjr MAGA Mahler is not from Seattle, and has never lived in Seattle. Like i stated. Fuckin retard.

[Alex @dubsa98]

As someone who works with transgenic mouse models for cancer research, this is objectively one of the funniest things I’ve seen a real life politician post

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@roywoodjr @UpToTASK Aquamayn

[Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids]

Happy Juneteenth

[Stephen Storey @StephenStorey]

There’s not a name you can call me that’ll stop me from living better than you.

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

You can’t get bare ass twerked on when you’re in a fight. Lady on the light pole won this one just by being so unbothered

[Warren @swd2]

Looking through the Iran deal for the parts where we get something..

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@mr_Chillguyyy @julio Nice tag. Seems you are the one, in fact, the retard.

[Governor Hochul Press Office @NYGovPress]

It’s still Kathy.

Not everyone changes their name every year.

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@ClueHaywood_6 @SeahawksForever It’s not even old. 90% of the old stadium was torn down and completely remodeled. It’s essentially only a 13 year old stadium. And it’s a great place for games. Far better than Seahawks Stadium.

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@vinniedeltaco @SeahawksForever Have you been there since 2013? It got almost completely torn down and remodeled. The only thing that exists from the old stadium is the north side upper deck and those were built in 1987.

[Swaggy Unc, IQ 267 @swaggyunc]

Eating in Mexico coming from England or Scotland has got to be a transcendent experience. Like seeing colors for the first time

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@71Luis_O @japan_nobunaga Where you can throw peanuts on the ground

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[William D. Hendrix 🏆 @SpecificNY]

We got like 12 different Hitler’s at MSG tonight dawg

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@JCorby18 You’re an angry little guy.