@djchan08 Our first Xmas here, there were lights on Main Street, ice skating, non stop music, and a dance studio and I said “did we move to fucking Stars Hollow?”
@justinbaragona It’s easier to be mad about small stuff than come to terms with big stuff. Fox News uses false outrage in place of real programming & their viewers use it in place of critical thought.
THAT's a good pet adoption bio. Good luck getting a nice hooman, Chowder. And stay gross, good boy.
More info here: https://t.co/L6poAhj1vb
Chowder is in Illinois
The real problem here is the odd, mass panic over the idea of a vaccinated person — especially one who happens to be fat — receiving a free Krispy Kreme donut. https://t.co/qRu0MzEkfw
"The FBI digital team will be arresting all who illegally entered the DC [Capitol]."
TrumpIsYourPresident1776: "Lmao yaaaaaaaaaa sure thing buddy!”
The FBI arrested Debra Maimone in New Castle, PA, today.
you are not a machine. you are more like a garden. you need different things on different days. a little sun today, a little less water tomorrow. you have fallow and fruitful seasons. it is not a design flaw. it is wiser than perpetual sameness. what does your garden need today?
With GODZILLA VS KONG on the way, I just want to remind you all that Peter Jackson’s KING KONG rocks. Is it bloated? Yes. Does it still rock? Hell yes.
We are inviting two-year college English instructors to complete a survey about adjustments and changes to teaching, labor experiences, and workload during the global pandemic. Complete the survey by March 15. https://t.co/8vZdcCOyxz
I've added Wuthering Heights to this video of a panda sliding around in the snow so I can watch it every morning when I wake up and have an instant morale boost.
@sm_osment I’m reading Annihilation for the first time now and really liking it. I’m maybe 100 or so pages into The Overstory and can’t seem to keep going. Worth it to keep trying?
Hey Champ & Major! Your furry friends at LifeLine Animal Project congratulate you on your new home! As shelter pups, we’re always (trying to be) on our best behavior so we wanted to share a few tips about living in your new place, The White House.
#InaugurationDay#FirstDogs
I wrote this about Dr. King in @newrepublic years ago, and stand by it. "As long as King’s radicalism stays missing from our remembrances, it will be easier for people to lay claim to his story—even people who oppose everything King actually stood for." https://t.co/fjIkGtX26Z