Joe Lampert

Senior industry veteran living at the intersection of technology, advertising and media.

[Joe Lampert @jlampert]

@SpeakerJohnson STFU!!!

[Joe Lampert @jlampert]

If you took the wrong blue Away carryon from @JetBlue flight 51 to #Cancun this morning with a black id tag please message me. I have your bag and will arrange a swap.

[Joe Lampert @jlampert]

In fact, when you consider both pitchers in each game have a shot, it’s actually 9,720 chances. Even more incredible!

[Bill Wise @billwise]

@Yankees 162 games per year, 30 teams… means there are 4,850 chances every year for someone to throw a perfect game. Only happened 24 times in the HISTORY of the game. CONGRATS GERMÁN!

[Joe Lampert @jlampert]

@jeffgoldesq The Rebels won’t take Scalise for an answer. They see anyone in GOP House leadership as the problem. Beside that, their goal is fundraising and time in front of the camera while they burn it to the ground. The #ChaosCaucus

[Joe Lampert @jlampert]

Seems the @GOP pivot has been to “The election wasn’t stolen, but lots of fraud and irregularities”. Media needs to follow up by asking “How much of this was in favor of GOP candidates?” An answer of none or very little speaks to a lack of credibility.

[Joe Lampert @jlampert]

@cmclymer @CheriJacobus @CNN team now faces the same decision as the team for TFG. Do I think I can have more impact fixing this by staying or by leaving and exposing the #Grift

[Rep. Gerry Connolly @GerryConnolly]

You are being lied to. There's no army of 87,000 new IRS agents. It's made up.

The GOP hollowed out the IRS & slashed its budgets. Rich tax cheats run wild, meanwhile you can't even get someone from the IRS on the phone.

We are restoring the agency so it actually works for you.

[Joe Lampert @jlampert]

Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas voted to keep Trump's Jan. 6 insurrection records hidden. Now, texts show that his wife, Ginni Thomas, played an active role in the insurrection.

SIGN THE PETITION: Justice Thomas must resign or be impeached! https://t.co/i02lSLCPb0

[Joe Lampert @jlampert]

@jeffgoldesq @NBCNews Mediocre has become enemy of the Good

[Joe Lampert @jlampert]

@BlackLiberalMan @jasonselvig @tedcruz The reality is American reporters shy away from the tough questions because they fear losing access to these politicians. Push them hard and they may not feed you the unattributed stories reporters live on or let you into their events. #Sad

[Joe Lampert @jlampert]

@Jim_Jordan TBH, I followed out of curiosity to see if tweets were as unhinged as your performative histrionics on camera. What did surprise is most comments to your posts are from detractors. Sorry, but it doesn’t seem like your base follows you. May need to drop the sport jacket, Gymbo.

[Joe Lampert @jlampert]

@PaulBenjou I’d recognize that face anywhere.

[Joe Lampert @jlampert]

We appear to have a winner for dumbest tweet ever by an elected official. This obviously took quite a significant amount of effort and may stand for, er, uh…hhmmm. Well, at least until another member of the Sedition Caucus wakes up.

[Lauren Boebert @laurenboebert]

Should the Buccaneers promise to replace Tom Brady with a woman of color?

[Joe Lampert @jlampert]

@CNN Perry's denial: People don't text. Phones text. It wasn't my fault.

[Chip Franklin.com @chipfranklin]

Retweet if you think there should be no portrait of Trump in the White House.

[Joe Lampert @jlampert]

@ryanstrug @POTUS There is zero doubt in my mind you have absolutely no legal expertise or training. Stay in your lane, snowflake.

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@Apple https://t.co/U78TSgpQOD

[Andy Ostroy @AndyOstroy]

Brilliant, scorching, 100% spot-on new video from @donwinslow. Please RT the hell out of it… #GullibleWhiteMaleTrumpVoters #Trump

[Joe Lampert @jlampert]

@lisamurkowski If you had the courage to place our country ahead of your obstructionist party, you would find a way to show true leadership and vote to advance this bill to debate its merits in Congress and not on Twitter. This is how #DemocracyDies.

[Joe Lampert @jlampert]

@andrewyangsnyc Real New Yorkers avoid that hot mess full of tourists like the plague. 🤦‍♂️