Johnny 🤙🏻

sicker than yo average

[Johnny 🤙🏻 @jlangan1833]

From Applebee's the other night. Shit got weird when the manager had to come over

[Josh Hart @joshhart]

FROM NOW ON ADDRESS ME AS CHAMP! 🧡💙

[JJ Watt @JJWatt]

So we’re just not watching Monday Night Football huh?

I’m not buying another streaming subscription…

[Jon Machota @jonmachota]

Jerry Jones on @1053thefan on giving the middle finger during Sunday’s game in New Jersey: “That was unfortunate. There was a swarm of Cowboys fans out front. It was right after we made our last touchdown. I put up the wrong show of hand. The intention was thumbs up.”

[Justin Herzig @JustinHerzig]

football is back

you know what to do

name a forgotten RB to celebrate

[Jake Asman @JakeAsman]

When the Steelers sign Aaron Rodgers, get ready for Steelers at Jets on MNF in Week 1.

Rodgers will throw 3 touchdowns and the Jets will lose but we can try and pretend otherwise that isn’t going to happen but I’m just accepting my fate now.

[Ariel Helwani @arielhelwani]

That’s gotta be the biggest discrepancy ever.

[John Felder @FelderMMA]

Mairon Santos "winning" against Francis Marshall is the worst robbery in UFC history.

#UFC313

[Johnny 🤙🏻 @jlangan1833]

@connerburks biggest robbery of 2025 thus far

[Conner Burks @connerburks]

reviewing the UFC judges scorecards every week

[Jon Kelly @JonKellyDFS]

Judges just absolutely robbed Francis Marshall. Worst robbery of 2025 to this point #UFC313

[Teg🚨 @IQfor3]

Jalen Brunson in the clutch:

37 FGM (1st in the NBA)
5.5 PPG (1st in the NBA)
51.4 FG% (2nd min 50 FGA)
The Knicks are 14-7 in clutch games (2nd best record in the NBA)

All 37 clutch field goals⬇️

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

HOCKEY COUNTRY 🇺🇸

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

THREE FIGHTS IN NINE SECONDS

YOU COULDN’T SCRIPT A MORE ELECTRIC START FOR USA vs. CANADA @spittinchiclets

[Field Yates @FieldYates]

The Eagles’ sideline reaction to Saquon’s backwards hurdle might be the coolest angle yet

[Stevie Enzymes @mikniks24]

This gave me actual chills. #LGM

[Steven Cohen @StevenACohen2]

I can’t say enough about the tenacity and grit this team displayed this season. We are all disappointed that it ended yesterday, but I’m so grateful
for the incredible run the team went on. The Mets galvanized not just NY fans but baseball fans all over America.There is much to look forward to in ‘25 and beyond. LGM

[Johnny 🤙🏻 @jlangan1833]

@InternetH0F @DePintoAnthony twerp

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

Caucasian phrases

[Jimmy Traina @JimmyTraina]

Just another absolutely tremendous call from the great @HowieRose on Francisco Lindor’s grand slam.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Your weekly “Ryan Williams is ridiculous” highlight has arrived