Jake Latassa

SMC '18

[Jake Latassa @jlats52]

I'm about to lose my mind if I get another job alert from Amazon. Like NO, I don't want to slave away in a warehouse for $5 an hour. Take a lap

[Jake Latassa @jlats52]

I can't wait to live in a world where you can safely sneeze in public and not be executed. I hate holding that shit in

[Jake Latassa @jlats52]

Anybody else find a weird enjoyment in cleaning the lint screen in the dryer? Or is that just me...

[Jake Latassa @jlats52]

In need of a reliable climbing buddy, now accepting resumes and cover letters

[Jake Latassa @jlats52]

@CavemanReacts @kateylats21 High school days

[Jake Latassa @jlats52]

It's you vs you, the battle is either won or lost in your own mind. Let's get it people #MondayMotivation

[Jake Latassa @jlats52]

Does anybody else other than mom's use the word "errand?"

[Jake Latassa @jlats52]

When you say whom instead of who

[Jake Latassa @jlats52]

Valentine's Day? Don't you mean Wednesday?

[Jake Latassa @jlats52]

My god, how many hit singles can JT cram into 10 minutes? Well see...

[Jake Latassa @jlats52]

Bill just smiled, add that one to the history books

[Jake Latassa @jlats52]

If you identify a UFO as a UFO, wouldn't it no longer be unidentified?

[Jake Latassa @jlats52]

People who put milk in a bowl before their cereal cannot be trusted

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Ray Lewis killed someone. Literally MURDERED a human https://t.co/sdIYBQncgt

[Jake Latassa @jlats52]

Fun Fact: Socks disintegrate in laundry machines. RT to spread awareness

[Jake Latassa @jlats52]

Happy people are the best people

[Jake Latassa @jlats52]

Whatever the time of day, and no matter how old I may be, this album will forever be an absolute classic

[Jake Latassa @jlats52]

@Zoe_Muller Bandwagon warriors fan^

[Jake Latassa @jlats52]

Just outta curiosity, how the FUCK is this still a thing?