Jamie Lynn Austria

I love The Golden Girls, soup, my family, and writing/editing with my purple pen. In that exact order.

[Jamie Lynn Austria @jlaymnine]

1. Talking to people on the phone
2. Talking to people
3. Talking
#ThingsThatAreOverrated

[Jamie Lynn Austria @jlaymnine]

First tweet in a while. Damn, Aunt Becky

[Jamie Lynn Austria @jlaymnine]

@SarahGraciously @dgingiss @McDonalds Srsly. All these great restaurants in NY and all I want right now are McD's 🍟

[Jamie Lynn Austria @jlaymnine]

If you didn't get to take a photo w an @Answer_iQ parrot yesterday, here's your chance #InciteCS

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.@Answer_iQ just spread their wings. Step it up, conference vendors #InciteCS

[Jamie Lynn Austria @jlaymnine]

Really enjoying the convos on social customer care happening on stage at #inciteCS, & also the sock fashion. (Looking at you @joshuamarch)

[Brendan Fraser Crane @bf_crane]

My internal "should I go to confession" debate is a battle between 5 minutes of awkwardness or an eternity of damnation & it's always close

[jo @whatsJo]

Remember the 90's when everybody only hurt sometimes?

[Jamie Lynn Austria @jlaymnine]

@biancakarina__ @NowBritt @NOWsupport

[Jamie Lynn Austria @jlaymnine]

@NOWsupport @Suzorama should I call you SuZEN from now on?

[Jamie Lynn Austria @jlaymnine]

Poor Gus always ends up being the butt of Lino's jokes 🙃 https://t.co/KtxRIiHIsn

[. @linorulli]

Today is the Feast of the Assumption! Or as its known on our beloved @CatholicChannel...

[Jamie Lynn Austria @jlaymnine]

Working at @servicenow means I will never run out of clothes. #LifeAtNow #ShirtsOnShirtsOnShirts #DressUpAtLightspeed

[Jamie Lynn Austria @jlaymnine]

Conquering Monday w @Better_Buzz @halloates, @billyjoel, @SNCmusic, Jesus & Mary (in no particular order)

[Jamie Lynn Austria @jlaymnine]

My son thinks his guardian angel looks like Michael Landon. And who am I to correct him?

[Jamie Lynn Austria @jlaymnine]

Self-checkout is like that asshole ex-BF you keep going back to no matter how many times he screws you over #MaybeThisTimeItllBeDifferent

[Jamie Lynn Austria @jlaymnine]

Me: I'm so tired I'm exhausted I need sleep

Also me: *Watching 4th episode in a row of Highway to Heaven on Netflix*

[Jamie Lynn Austria @jlaymnine]

This Tweet just became topical https://t.co/FZdBCibuVJ

[Jay @mightybombjay]

"This is my gluten-free body, which will be given up for you." #WhatWouldMillennialJesusDo

[Jamie Lynn Austria @jlaymnine]

@schnakarock @biancakarina__ @NOWsupport You mean "scootman"

[Jamie Lynn Austria @jlaymnine]

Is it OK to eat Cheetos at 10am? Asking for myself.

[Jamie Lynn Austria @jlaymnine]

Somebody in our office has a ruff sense of humor