J.L. Bourne

USN (Ret.) | GWOT OIF/OEF vet | Author | Fmr defense contractor | Fmr intel community/AATIP

[J.L. Bourne @jlbourne]

❤️ if you’ve read them all; comment your favorite one. 🙏🏻 -JLB

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@wokeandwoofing

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@Breaking911 @Polymarket This proves I’m in a simulation.

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@MickWest My guess is mitochondria 😂🤘🏻

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@devgru1980mi It’s all BS man. I’m trolling.

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Listen up, bitch. I’m not these people. I sleep with firepower, one eye open, and can see in the dark. #AATIP #notsuicidal

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@MiddleOfMayhem Accurate.

[Are You Serious? @SeriousJerry]

If you could snap your fingers like Thanos and all the murderers, rapists and pedophiles would turn to ash, would you do it?

If no, please comment and qualify your answer.

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@ZacksJerryRig @elonmusk Dude went insane. Elon derangement.

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@chribjel @Tesla What happens if you have a legacy auto vehicle and have to drive it to the dealership to sit and wait for software updates for a week, meaning you can’t drive it for 7 straight 3AMs?

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@elonmusk

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@SenMarkKelly You wanted me to be fired and living in a ditch for not taking an experimental drug.

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@nicksortor Wow, who could have predicted this.

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Cybertruck FSD saved my daughter and I tonight. Paid for itself during those 6 seconds. @Tesla @elonmusk @Tesla_AI @farzyness @CuriousPejjy

[Breaking911 @Breaking911]

DEVELOPING: An emergency alert was issued for a gas leak near 440 Amherst Street in Nashua, New Hampshire, following reports of a fourth-alarm fire and an explosion at a building.

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@TSLACyb3rTruck @cybertruck Why power share? I just plug my cybertruck into my 30amp generator inlet. Interlock and a cord is a lot cheaper than installing power share.

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@GavinNewsom Oh fuck off.

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@Breaking911 @AZ_Intel_ Sad. Surprised not SE DC.

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@DefiantLs I just died of cringe

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@Breaking911 We’ll see.

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@Breaking911 Putting a gun to my head to pirate my earned money is radical. If I refuse, I get shot or thrown in a cage, which is also radical.