Fav this tweet if “Baby Shark” was a song you sang at camp in the late ‘90s-early ‘00s and it ended in a violent shark attack not suitable for the four year olds who sing today’s version. (My husband had no idea this was a thing and I need to show him I was not the only one!!!!)
My pajama top (read: college tshirt) just got stuck in my pajama bottoms (read: bad, loose shorts) and it’s the closest I’ve been to having a clean, tucked in, dressed up outfit in a month. #quarantinethoughts
Everything is canceled, closed, or postponed. Let’s take the opportunity to relax, catch up on TV, read, cuddle our pets, and just slow down.
#CoronavirusPandemic
I’ve had my nose pierced for nearly a decade, and it took a three-year-old asking me why I had an “earring in my nose” for me to actually contemplate the history of the nose piercing. Or any, non-ear piercings for that matter!! 🤔
My lifting program for 2020 is just getting the weighted blanket onto the bed, spreading it out evenly, and repeating the process when it slides off of one side. #workinonmyfitness
Me: This stand mixer is the best thing that has ever happened to me.
Husband: We got married this year, and you say that stand mixer is the best thing that has ever happened to you?
Me: Well, I got the mixer because we got married...so... both?
#exaggerationstation#bakingqueen