Kasserole

Sassier than you since '92.

[Kasserole @kissykassi]

Does a card from your grandparent ever bring you to tears because you know that they spent nearly an hour picking out the perfect card? And then go one step further and underline things to emphasize how much thought they put into it. My heart is mush.

[Kasserole @kissykassi]

Why I love @scooterscoffee more than @Starbucks Scooters gives you birthday smiles that are good for 6 months to use on whatever you want versus one day on one a drink/treat.

[Kasserole @kissykassi]

My toddler’s new favorite game is to go slow like a sloth. How do I tell them that they already do that any time we have to be somewhere at a certain time, which is basically all the time?

[Kasserole @kissykassi]

@HardyMusic I think you should take a pit stop on your tour to play in Hardy, NE. J’sayin.

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Taylor Swift has occupied the entire Top 10 of the Billboard Hot 100 with all three of her latest studio albums.

No other artist has done it once.

[✩ CEL ✩ @moonlithoax]

my personality this entire week

[Taylor Swift Updates @TSUpdating]

🚨| As October 3rd nears, we’re raising the curtain and turning back the clock, revisiting the albums that set the stage for our Showgirl.

— Starting September 18th, we’re joining @taylorswiftbr and others to stream Taylor’s discography in the countdown to #TSTheLifeofaShowgirl .

[Mike Posner @MikePosner]

on my 26th birthday, i wrote I Took A Pill in Ibiza...11 years ago. The song became popular several years after i wrote it.
This year I celebrated my 37th birthday. I feel proud to look at the song lyrics and know that NONE of them are true anymore. I've grown into a completely new man...one that i'm proud of. check this out...

[Kasserole @kissykassi]

On today’s episode of life raising a toddler and infant twins: I got distracted and put ground red pepper instead of cinnamon in my French toast custard. 🥵

[Ben Heisler @bennyheis]

A new Pope from Chicago needs a true Chicago introduction... 🔊

[Kasserole @kissykassi]

@AdoreMe anyone I can reach out to in customer service about a gift card going to the wrong email? Have emailed customer support multiple times and no response.

[Kasserole @kissykassi]

Things that make me sad: when @ChipotleTweets catering doesn’t include the tortillas or to go containers. 😞

[Kasserole @kissykassi]

It is -7 and my husband is sleeping with not one but TWO fans on in our bedroom. Send help.

[Kasserole @kissykassi]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

It was in the middle of an ice storm. 🥶

[Kasserole @kissykassi]

Highly impressed with the @Spotify support team. I loved my carthing and am sad to see it go but am so appreciative that they are willing to refund customers.

[lil bap @dreamlivsome]

when the dentist told me i was grinding my teeth in my sleep

[Kasserole @kissykassi]

You know you aren’t in your 20s anymore when every time you stand up it sounds like a bowl of rice crispies.

Snap. Crackle. Pop.

[Lyle 🏝️ @_FromTheIsland]

I want him to tally the votes for the whole country

[Kasserole @kissykassi]

@Runza 1979!