Jordan Edison

dream big. live hard. and enjoy a little whiskey.

[Jordan Edison @jlee_edi]

The same way you can tell a lot about someone who loses and refuses to accept the results

[Spencer Pratt @spencerpratt]

You can tell a lot about a person by how they react when someone dies.

[Jordan Edison @jlee_edi]

Won my local 10k today but was really struggling the first half. Kept running despite needing to dry heave. All the while during this part my music is playing “Downfall” by @NoahKahan So Noah you may have been rooting for it but you didn’t get it today! 😂😂😂

[Jordan Edison @jlee_edi]

@KahanArchive See when you live in a small town, entertainment comes from owning a scanner that relays all the police/fire/ambulance calls over the radio. And then you look up whose house they are going to. Fun times.

[Jordan Edison @jlee_edi]

@aliciaandrz Watching my kids’ youth basketball game, ref says to our crowd “that kid goes to <insert elementary school>”. We were all stunned. His response “I’m the mailman in that neighborhood”.

[Jordan Edison @jlee_edi]

@BJ_KCSN We were both on the college track team together. When we met, we were both dating other people. 15 years of marriage and 19 years together, I’d say we’re going alright. @andyedison

[Jordan Edison @jlee_edi]

@kent_swanson Henne-thing is possible!

[Jordan Edison @jlee_edi]

@swillysports @HiMyNameIsJC_ @JomboyMediaFB @JustinPenik The stadium is called Arrowhead. The field naming rights belong to G.E.H.A. Two separate sponsorships.

[Jordan Edison @jlee_edi]

@Js_Tweats @PabloTorre @OpenSecretsDC If your friend is running for office and you give them money to support their campaign, you are making a political donation. It’s not like giving a friend a loan to fix a broken car or something. It’s expressly to get them elected to POLITICAL office.

[Jordan Edison @jlee_edi]

@RealBirdLawyer Back to Taylor swift to get my dopamine hit I guess

[Jordan Edison @jlee_edi]

@kjonesy1587 A synopsis of the album and I love it ❤️‍🔥

[Jordan Edison @jlee_edi]

@Daily_Chiefs_ And the home of the….*whispers Chiefs at every event that I attend not in KC*

[Jordan Edison @jlee_edi]

@jbbrisco I mean it’s his fault. They didn’t wear the dang hat in the movie 😂

[Jordan Edison @jlee_edi]

@liz_dente @SarahSpain Ugh. That one gets me all in my feels 😭

[Jordan Edison @jlee_edi]

Also fuck every third party voter. Nothing you can say can make your vote justified. Might as well have written in Hitler himself.

[Jordan Edison @jlee_edi]

To my children, I’m sorry I didn’t do more. I could not fathom we would go back but I should have. I’m still in so much disbelief we’re here again.

[Jordan Edison @jlee_edi]

@Jacobs71 That’s what I never understood when he said that. Like why is he coming from the rafters if no one can see it?

[Jordan Edison @jlee_edi]

@RealMNchiefsfan IM HAVING SOOOOO MUCH FUN

[Jordan Edison @jlee_edi]

@BJ_KCSN Why does it have to be like this 😭😭😭😭

[Jordan Edison @jlee_edi]

@minakimes I don’t want to hear it! These games are hard to watch!

[Bird Law Expert 🇺🇦 @RealBirdLawyer]

me at the end of the third quarter with Butker kicking to put us up two scores for a comfortable win: maybe I won’t post it today

me after what happened next: