Joe Johnson

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[Joe Johnson @jljohnson0928]

The Lions are me playing NFL 2K4

[StupidPolitics @StupidPolitics7]

“if you think you’re getting #TheSimpsons, #TheOffice, #Gladiator, and #TheBachelor discussion in any other political publication you’re out of your mind”

https://t.co/tjqTxYKWzp

[Joe Johnson @jljohnson0928]

@nypost

[Joe Johnson @jljohnson0928]

@DGSXC Solid name in third place

[Joe Johnson @jljohnson0928]

Christmas is over, and yet again @WhiteClaw failed to create a holiday variety pack called "Santa Claws". Flavors include peppermint, cinnamon, Christmas cookie, and gumdrop.

It's getting ridiculous, this is not that difficult.

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@PE492 @Stacey21King Or if Chris Bosh and Boozer traded places

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@JonahDispatch @DavidAFrench Why is "dog" in quotation marks? "Like a dog", maybe, but just "dog" makes no sense to me. ... Also "President Trump".

[Joe Johnson @jljohnson0928]

@NightDaily_ We already all knew this

[Joe Johnson @jljohnson0928]

@BrandonPerna @EasterbrookG Does the "Cold Coach = Victory" theory apply when it's 80 degrees?

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@Da_real_ctaylah @wllmckn Not defending Harry, but Krum intentionally lost the Quidditch World Cup. Talk about being toxic to the locker room

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@bykevinclark Do you think I forget how stupid the Chargers are every year, or do I just not care?

[Joe Johnson @jljohnson0928]

I'm going to start a mutual fund that, instead of "Large Cap" or "Small Cap", is "No Cap". That way when Gen Z starts investing it'll clean up. #ThoughtsIHaveWhileFeedingABabyAt4AM

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@EasterbrookG Those fears just never stop lingering do they?

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@Ike_Saul @thuveners Since you were critical of states' arguments, and were leery they had any standing - "I was left wondering whether either of the plaintiffs Republicans found actually belonged in the courtroom in the first place." - what changed for you say it was correct?

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Bachelor update: Christina sleeps nude in an oxygen tent she believes gives her sexual powers #TheBachelor

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@ColinCowherd Hey, as @robertmays always says, if you're up two scores and have the chance to go up two scores, you got to take it

[Joe Johnson @jljohnson0928]

@FieldYates Call me crazy but that's 7 days out of the next 10. You owe us one football day

[Joe Johnson @jljohnson0928]

@MarioStrikers already fixed soccer: 5 players, smaller field, actual time periods, and when the sideline gets hit the ball stops and the player gets electrocuted.

Why hasn't the @FIFAWorldCup adopted this already? #USAvNED

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I'm choosing to read this as a generic medical professional and not a specific person.

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@AdamSchefter Thank goodness. Every time I saw "WFT" I first thought the tweet was about NFTs, and I was like "man I really don't understand NFTs." Then I noticed my mistake and went back to only normal not understanding NFTs.